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Exactly what I was about to say.

Yes, good point, Trickster. The conversation was originally (well, this thread of the conversation was) about ANIMAL MASTURBATION. We seem to have covered dolphins entirely. Let's move onto elephants.

 

I remember when we were kids at the Melbourne Zoo, the elephants were popular with the kids because of their purple penis'. They'd all stare, point and yell, "he's got a purple d*ck"

 

yes.. well you are Australian after all..

 

lol. And I NEVER say "lol".

 

Oi. If you don't think my Aussie boot can kick your Kiwi arse from over the Tasman you're jokin' matey

 

my sister was at the baboon enclosure at the zoo when a bunch of school kids on a school trip came over beside her. The big he-man babon saw all these kids watching him, took a lesuirely stroll over so that he was positioned right in front of them, then whipped his dick out and started beating off.

she has photos.

 

Well isn't that just typical of baboons. No bloody manners

 

I've heard SO many stories of primates/apes at the zoo jacking off for spectators. See, Planet of the Apes is unrealistic, because, realistically, all the apes would be hung up on jacking off for each other.

 

Oh man, Sophie, if that was Wgtn Zoo, I so know which baboon you're talking about. It's the baboon that mounts other males too, teehee.

Nippy, the old old gibbon at the zoo, will often flop over and show you his nuts after you scratch his back. He's a funny old chap. He quite likes airing his balls out. Fair enough, I say.

 

yep it was wellington zoo. what a kinky old baboon eh?

aha, the word baboon is so ridiculous. it makes me me giggle.

 

Red arse God we're kids

 

oh man, speaking of baboons and them flopping their dicks out, I was at wellington zoo a couple of years ago with a bunch of kids from my youth movement. it was a holiday program and they were all under 7 years old. We get to the baboon enclosure and there's this baboon sitting there, watching the spectators. We all crowd round and there's the usual giggling about their red arses. Then the baboon at the front shifts himself and his dick flops out and its bright red and erect. I was like "oh jesus..." and really hoped none of them had noticed. Then one of the most innocent kids there turns to me and says "Tamsyn... whats that?" and points to it. I, thankfully, could pretend not to hear her and one of the other kids who was a bit more worldly answered her with "thats his dick". I just couldn't bring myself to be the person who shattered this poor child's innocent world.

 

Shit I laughed! Tamsyn, I think I'm in love with you. You had me at, "oh man, speaking of baboons and them flopping their dicks out."

 

"Flopping their dicks out"? Now isn't that the most romantic phrase

 

The number of erections you see at wellington zoo is quite surprising...

not to mention excited animals' bits too.

 

Excited animals' bits. K then, do you have a fave since it's obviously a subject you admire

 

They're all special in their own way.

 

Now THAT is a funny story,

 

I love New Zealand & Nelson is pretty cool altho i would suggest hanging out & visiting Takaka in Golden Bay... a good hang out for like minded people is hot mammas cafe in motuaka...its on the way to the bay...good luck n finding some cool friends....x