hey im looking for my soul mate

I've never paid enough attention to dolphins mate, but obviously you have. I suggest you get out more

 

Funny...I don't believe I ever have. I have, however, read somewhat disturbing accounts of Seaworld employees masturbating dolphins. Isn't that some category of bestiality?

 

Oi, dolphin abuse

 

There were cases somewhere in the world where Dolphins were coming futher inshore and sexually harassing human swimmers. I guess it works both ways.. and who knows, it could be enrichment for them. I suppose it's not really beastialty since the employees aren't getting any sexual satisfaction from it? Eh i don't really know..

 

ha, if sex is only sex if you're satisfied...










many people I know would still be virgins...

 

What do you reckon is the record for talking about dophins masterbation habits?

 

Whatever it is, we've almost achieved it! Keep it going! I kind of feel sorry for the creator of this thread, because we completely diverted the topic. Dolphins are supposedly some of the few mammals who have sex for recreation...

 

Ah yeah the original post. Soulmates. We can have a sub topic can't we or should we be responsible? aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh Sorry, just felt like a grown up all of a sudden

 

yeah, tis a bit off topic, but meh...who doesn't enjoy a good discussion involving dolphins and how they wank?

 

I agree wholeheartedly. More power to them for wanking.

 

The next time we see a dolphin, do you reckon we'll pay closer attention?

 

ha, only if it's shuddering and making dolphin o faces...

 

Wonder how they'd sound? I can't believe i asked that question

 

lmao! *pictures dolphin making high-pitched, squealy sex sounds*

 

I think we need help

 

i dont even think freud would stoop this low...

 

I was thinking of him strangely but he had some weird ideas, so he'd probably like this thread :X

 

Indeed he would. From what I've read of him/his work, he seems to tie everything back to sex...

 

yes, indeed.

You see, your level of comfort when talking about dolphin orgasms relates to your level of comfort with female ejeculation - for The dolphin orgasm is often in the water and the female ejaculation can produce large amounts of a watery based substance, in an effort to simulate the water from which we once came and which dolphins currently enjoy.

obviously, if you are uncomfortable with dolphin and therfore female orgasms, it is simply because of the dual forces of a misrecognition of self in the Mirror Stage and a complete lack of exposure to hydropower.

 

How long were you considering that drivel No offence but interesting theory you have there. But why stop at dolphins, how about other animals and their finger playing?