hey im looking for my soul mate

Nooooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaay Don't like diamond. I like red and blue and black and orange etc. You can't convince me matey.

 

with those colors a tie dye t-shirt would work

 

aww, i want a soul mate too,lol
well, i dun live in new zealand., but im half NZ and go there all the time (im in aus)

 

de-nied

 

Party pooper :X

 

Does a bear jack off in the woods?

Good luck finding your soulmate.

 

Oh...there are THREE pages. Riiight. I'm behind on this thread.

 

No, a bear does not.

 

Then where?

 

They don't masterbate They have sex til the cows come home though (no pun)

 

Poor dears. Dolphins and chimps and elephants, and deer do...I think. Although, antler-masturbation could be painful, I'd imagine.

 

How the hell do dolphins masterbate? I haven't noticed them growing hands lately Elephants would give themselves a heart attack if they tried anything, they're too bloody heavy. It's enough for some animals to get on their hind legs to have sex, let alone the other

 

A dolphin could use frottage? Maybe elephants too... I'm not sure.. Will we ever know! And if so, then how do snakes go about it? It's frottage 24/7

 

Perhaps the statistic refers to them masturbating with each other? Like a dolphin orgy. Or a chain of elephants...I don't know. I tried looking it up, and all I got was porn. Perhaps we never will know.

 

Was the porn good?

 

Hah. Average. *kidding*

 

maybe the dolphins use coral..or sea sponges (sponge bob dildo pants) for a less grating experience.

 

lmao!

 

Bloody ouch. Coral Versus genitals = sore bits. No contest

 

i always got that masochistic vibe from dolphins though