hey im looking for my soul mate

im 15 years old and live in Nelson,NZ.Im looking for my hippy soul mate .somebody around the same age as me and lives in Nelson.i want somebody that i have heaps in commin with ,animal rights,not into ball sports that much. . . .you know who you are?

 

Not many NZers here, and probably not many from Nelson.. but good luck finding your hippy soul mate. And if you don't have much luck, at least you'll make some pretty rad friends here.

 

Rad. Now there's a word that takes me back. Totally tubullar dude

 

Your soul mate? I think I saw them that way: ----------->
...then again, it might have been over there: <-----------?

Yay for Nelson!

 

Why look for a soulmate so young, not that's it a bad idea but i guess people concentrate on that later on when older. If only we could look find them in the yellow pages All you can do is wait until it happens and just put yourself out there to be found yourself.

 

My left soulmate is Handrea, the one on the right is Handrew. Occasionally we have threesomes.

 

Shyness is overrated anyway good to be honest

 

Vimal, if you keep doing that you'll go blind...

...and your nipples will fall off, and you'll develop a stutter. God, masturbation guilt-tripping is awesome! I can't wait to fuck my kids up by telling them that it they touch it their tongue will turn green and everyone will know what they've been doing!

Gah, sometimes, especially on sunny days, I'd give anything to actually be as evil as my imaginings! I'd make a good evil creature, like a little teddy-bear with a bow-tie that strangles people in the night.

 

A bear that masturbates!!!

 

Doesn't that bring up an interesting visual

 

Matty is a bear that strangles people.
Matty is a bear that masturbates.
A male masturbates by "strangling" the penis.
Therefore Matty's penis is people.

I will call them, Dick, Harry, Jane, and Hereford.

 

I'm either scared by your post, or by the fact I understood it.

 

If soulmates are beautiful like diamonds and diamonds are forever, does that mean that soulmates are forever?

 

No, it just means that soulmates can cut glass

fact: Diamonds aren't forever, they eventually convert back into coal-type carbon, but it takes longer than many many lifetimes.

 

Ahem, being a science student i know what diamonds/carbon is. But i was just playing on the James Bond movie title

 

diamonds are forever? dont buy into that commercialism! it is the work of evilllllll US advert agencies.

 

Ah girls and their fascination with diamonds. I don't know why girls would love what is so common. I like the rare myself.

 

$$$$ + tradition have to do with it.

Is it pretty much mandatory to give a diamond ring as an engagement ring in Oz/NZ too?

 

Oh piss. I hate diamonds and even if i did want to get married, i wouldn't want something that plain. I'd want something colourful and alive. Diamonds are boring. Plus, you poor blokes having to fork out the cash for it. I think the engagement ring is about both the girl and the guy. She wears it, but he chose it with such pride. I'd accept anything he gave me. If i wanted to get married

 

accept it is one thing..wear it everyday for the rest of your life? thats another thing