Hey i made a new skit...

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by sitareric, Dec 2, 2005.

  1. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

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    And so it begins














    Its called musk man








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    Jeff: AYEEE!!! i got moy face GLEEENDED in a CHOPPA!

    Musk Man1: OH MY GOD LAD! THAT LOOKS 'ORRRRIBLEEEE!!

    Tom white: Look an indian!

    (over the horizon a thousand miles away came quickly into view the great haboo of the tear tribe riding on his horse, Saddle.)

    Indian: Hello. I have brought you gifts from a far.

    Jeff: I 'Ope its Bloddy toothbrush!

    Muskman1: Aye yes, I havent been in this strange land with a toothbrush in years!

    Indian: You wish toothbrush you get toothbrush!

    (summoning in the air comes a giant flame!!)

    Flame1: Hello Toothbrush

    (toothbrushs magically appear from behind men's ear)

    Indian: you see.... these are the gifts i have brought you..

    Jeff & MuskMan1 : HOLY LORD! GET US OUT OF THIS DEMONS DREAM OF REALITY, THIS IS FUCKING HELL!!! MY MIND IS BLOWN!!!!!!

    Muskman1: Whoa..Whoa... WHOOOA!!!!!!

    (turns into MuskMan2)

    MuskMan2: I have a strange feeling.... I now have two legs!!! My mind was blown afar thus liek this horizon that i grew another leg!

    Jeff: oh yeah i bet you didnt know what i growed...

    Muskman2: What?

    (Muskman2, Muskman1, Flame1, Flame2, Indian look at Jeff)

    Muskman1: OH MY GOD (starts running) ITS A!!!!


    To be continued​



    fin. (unitl continued)
     
  2. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    I honestly think you should look into making that into a film. I want to see it.

    That was most enjoyable. :D You make good threads, Eric. :)
     
  3. Frog_On_Ice

    Frog_On_Ice Watercolor Paradise

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    I agree thats sooo whack :D
     
  4. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    thats fantastic :D
     
  5. ALLY0UN33DISL0V3

    ALLY0UN33DISL0V3 Member

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    Cockney.......
    I love those British terds...........
    he he.....
    drugs.
     
  6. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

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    So do you guys want to know what jeff grew?
     
  7. Frog_On_Ice

    Frog_On_Ice Watercolor Paradise

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    hell yeah!
     
  8. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

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    a toothbrush
     
  9. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Wierd.
     
  10. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Eat drugs!!!1111one!
     
  11. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    OK!!!!!!
    who wants to with me?
     
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