Hey Do You have....?

Hey who here has an internet stalker here or online? I DO, I DO!!! lol

 

I have no internet stalker online, but I do have an internet stalker offline.

 

Haha lol. Come on, you knew what I meant.

 

I'd be happy to be someones internet stalker, but only on days that I don't work.

 

no but i have a real life one, and he's creepy as all fucking hell. im scared to open my blinds.

 

I just want a few pics just open them a little

 

i don't have any that i know of, but then again if i knew of them they wouldn't be very good stalkers would they?

i'm so alone.

 

i had a cuople people sign up to be my internet stalker, but neither of them seemed to be up for the task, which means that the position is now open.

would anyone like to apply?

 

illl be your stalker, mike. hahahaaaa

 

im afraid you application has been rejected....

 

humph! *stomps outta the room!*

 

guess you shoulda said yes.......

 

Hey EarthyMama & I share the same internet stalker, we're special. We're always looking for new internet stalkers though so feel free......

 

bird_migration ill be your onlnie stalker..

yeah im pretty sure i have one somewhere... i used to have a real life one.. he would pop up in the most usual places every day or two.. but i somehow got away from him.

 

omg I just saw this... I can't stop laughing...I wonder if shes reading this now. HEY STALKER! KISS MY ASS AND LOVE IT YOU FREAK!