What we have a holiday again??? Wow seems like we just had one. I'm not as think as I stoned I am. Time to eat Stoned
mmmm, turkey day. i cooked a giant turkey yetserday for damn near 20 people... it was awesome. almost half the people were under 10 though, kind of insane
my cousin brought a friend to dinner she was a little emo girl it just didn't feel right having an emo eat at our table but then i thought about what jesus would do... so i poured myself a glass of my british navy rum, hmmm pirate rum is awesome and enjoyed carrot ring and broccoli and of course thanksgiving isn't thanksgiving without the insults being hurled in a sarcastic and joking yet obviously truthful manor from myself, my brother and my dad
I won't be doing the traditional family dinner this year. Could someone please tell me that I'm a screwup and my life is bad? I'm homesick.
you're a total screw up! all our life choices are bad! why can't you be like *insert siblings name here*? or why can't you be like *name a family friends son/daughter* did you know that he/she got their degree this year? and are now making *x amount* of dollars a year? i can't believe i had such an ungrateful terrible child! feel like home?
Mmmm I just got the apple pie in the oven, everything else is ready to go. Smells amazoid. Even though it has worked out, it was a very poorly planned meal, because I was at Wonderland last night! hahah I love Thanksgiving now more than ever, because it's so low key. Just my dad and brother and I, and it's me who does all the cooking. Fun. Plus, the small crowd means a smaller, tastier bird. Chickin.
