Why does your dog always bonk my hand and lick my leg??? Oh,THAT. Yes,my granddad was very proud of his erection!
Didn't someone in your family help to build the Empire State building? Only on days that have an A in them
"Good LORD,woman! Are you ALWAYS drunk?!?" Oh,THAT. Yes-strange,really-they still have't noticed it's missing..."
Your watch face looks very familiar ... sort of like the Westminster clock tower. Where did you get it? I quite like the hen ... but I prefer the cock
I say-NICE bit of poultry you're showing off,Beachy....phwooooah! Pardon? You think I PLANNED it?!?!?
"A lump of lard & a pinch of salt and Hey,Presto-Beachball Burgers!" Oh,THAT. Yes,it's always run a bit rough....
You seems to sweat a lot when you eat so fast, why don’t you slow down?? It’s probably best I don’t answer that question.
Why were you driving so fast? Maybe that was a rhetorical question, but I'm going to answer it anyways:
Doctor, I have this lump on my breast . . . what exactly does a surgery to remove it entail? When was the last time you felt this strongly about anything?
What would you ask me if I said I felt very strongly that ‘Orange wasn’t the new black?” My toes, but failing that my tongue would do.