Here's the answer ... what was the question?

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by BeachBall, Jul 20, 2013.

  1. bft4evr

    bft4evr Senior Member

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    What sort of dreams did you have?

    I can't help it. It's always like that...
     
  2. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Why does your dog always bonk my hand and lick my leg???

    Oh,THAT. Yes,my granddad was very proud of his erection!
     
  3. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Didn't someone in your family help to build the Empire State building?


    Only on days that have an A in them
     
  4. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    "Good LORD,woman! Are you ALWAYS drunk?!?"

    Oh,THAT. Yes-strange,really-they still have't noticed it's missing..."
     
  5. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Your watch face looks very familiar ... sort of like the Westminster clock tower. Where did you get it?


    I quite like the hen ... but I prefer the cock
     
  6. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I say-NICE bit of poultry you're showing off,Beachy....phwooooah!

    Pardon? You think I PLANNED it?!?!?
     
  7. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Why did you crash the car into that tree?

    I was too lazy to get up to do it
     
  8. Eric!

    Eric! Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Why didn’t you take out the trash?

    Oh, so that’s how they make that!
     
  9. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    "A lump of lard & a pinch of salt and Hey,Presto-Beachball Burgers!"

    Oh,THAT. Yes,it's always run a bit rough....
     
  10. Nicomorphinst

    Nicomorphinst Members

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    Does that vibrator always sound like a Mack lorry?

    Because it feels so good when I quit.
     
  11. Mandykepp

    Mandykepp Banned

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    You seems to sweat a lot when you eat so fast, why don’t you slow down??

    It’s probably best I don’t answer that question.
     
  12. Nicomorphinst

    Nicomorphinst Members

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    Why were you driving so fast?

    Maybe that was a rhetorical question, but I'm going to answer it anyways:
     
  13. Jenny9595

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    Are you ever going to answer my question?

    I slap it twice then twist the nipple.
     
  14. Nicomorphinst

    Nicomorphinst Members

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    Doctor, I have this lump on my breast . . . what exactly does a surgery to remove it entail?

    When was the last time you felt this strongly about anything?
     
  15. Jenny9595

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    What would you ask me if I said I felt very strongly that ‘Orange wasn’t the new black?”

    My toes, but failing that my tongue would do.
     
  16. NookaTheNook

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    how do you scrape off the crud in your bathroom ?


    Because I didn’t want to get it wet
     

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