Here's the answer ... what was the question?

Did she make you a birthday cake for your birthday?


After I finish this cup of coffee.

 

Would you sing a soft song please?

I was going to entertain our guests with it, but I accidentally sat on it in the drawing room.

 

What happened to my-ding-a-ling?

I was going to, but the lights went out and I could only find one which i didn't think was appropriate

 

Why does my birthday balloon have your mother's name on it?

Oh,that-it was sitting smiling at me and I thought you'd like it.

 

Why is there a mime in the bath tub?

It’s the green one to the left of the mailbox.

 

Which of the old greatcoats covered in vomit is yours?

Yes-I'd an idea you might be surprised to discover that, m'dear...

 

Is it true that you have a passion for back rubbing against trees?

I can't tell you how, but I know it's mine

 

Who does this gimp-mask collection belong to?

Is that ALL it does?

 

What do think of your 'Ding-a-ling'?

Yes, everybody wants to have one

 

Are there any photos of Wolfie in his mankini left?

How come it does THIS,when I press THAT?

 

Q: What's the most asked question when trying to follow D.I.Y. instructions?
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A: I find that most people find it easier to use when I put it in that position

 

Why is there an upside down unicycle in the driveway?

Because the idiot neighbor told me to...

 

Q: Why did you think that it was a good idea to put up a Water feature/fountain that near to your vegetable patch
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A: I though Red would be the most appropriate colour

 

I'm visiting the colourblind artists convention-what should I wear?

Did you REALLY get arrested for doing that outside the White House at 1am?

 

I had my photo taken outside some dudes big residence
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You should have seen it in it's heyday

 

Is that all you've got??? 0.6 inches?????

I'm SURE it used to be green ...

 

That pea soup has been sitting out for a while hasn't it?

357.

 

How many times were you turned down before you got your first date?



Um .... you know me .... so you REALLY should be asking that, should you?

 

Do your feet know the way to the bedroom,Toots?

Ohhh,boy-every person who sees it says that...

 

Do you start it with an ignition key, or a crank handle?


Well, it was dry when I went to bed last night ...