Here's the answer ... what was the question?

This game is simplicity itself. I post an answer, and you have to come up with a question to which that might have been the answer.

Then you post an answer, and the next person has to try to come up with a question for it. And so on.

So ... here's my answer:


Yes ... but only in September

 

Do you ever shave your legs?

No, because it hurts.

 

Do you like being slapped.


There used to be one in Hemel Hempstead, I believe

 

Any chimney sweeps still working around here?

Not yet,I can't find my socks.

 

Are you ready to leave yet?


You can do that tomorrow or maybe next Friday.

 

Can I start my lecture on moral behaviour?

Let us try this. It won't hurt.

 

And what did he say to you before super-gluing your lips to the ceiling?


Yes ... but I prefer cherries

 

They have fresh apples in this shop. Should I get some for you?

Yes, you may.

 

Can I have your last rollo?

Yes, but a kind stranger helped out

 

didn't you realise it was a trap?

Its not far off, just pull on for some more time.

 

I've been rowing this boat of yours for three days now, and I've been unable to see Ireland for at least the last 18 hours. Are we nearly at America yet?




I would love to, but unfortunately I only have £5.63 in my purse

 

Would you buy me a BBQ Beef Burger with Bacon & a mug of coffee please...


Not until I close the curtains and turn the lights off, it's better in the dark...

 

Are you going to start painting my portrait some time soon?



I'm afraid not: you'll have to hop

 

Did you see where I put my false leg last night?


Baby Oil or Chocolate Body Paint?

 

Your hair is looking quite stylish what do you use for such unique texture?

Fish Fingers, Custard, Fava beans and a nice Chianti

 

What would you eat that wouldnt go together? Lol

Cotton, not silk!

 

Why won't my hot air balloon leave the ground? What fabric did you use to make the canopy?


Red ones with flowers on

 

What cups and saucers do you use when serving afternoon tea?


Well, Expanse, obviously.

 

Are you wearing pink underwear today?

I thought I left it in the kitchen.

 

Where did you put my pheasant-plucking stool?


No ... she made me a tart.