Here's a wonderfullly long and time wasting quiz!!

1. What brand of toothpaste?

2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate?

3. What Brands?

4. Do spiders scare you?

5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up?

6. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)?

7. Do you know Donald Duck's middle name?

8. Favorite colour?

9. Summer footwear:

10. Apples, oranges, or bananas?

11. Lefty or righty?

12. Glass is half-empty or half-full?

13. Bleh or blah?

14. What do you like about yourself?

15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers?

16. Do you sing in the shower?

17. Do you talk to your pet?

18. Do you talk to yourself?

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist?

20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name?

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas?

22. Do you have 11 toes?

23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used?

24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen?

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink?

26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny?

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot?

28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girll?

29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear?

30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous?

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picure
day?

32. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little?

33. How do you take mascara off?

34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on?

35. What is your favorite holiday?

36. Would you ever wear lip gloss?

37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum?

38. M&MS or Skittles?

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her?

40. What is 1+1?

41. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman:

42. How old are you?

43. How old do you WANT to be?

44. Where do you live?

45. Where do you want to go?

46. Who do you want to meet?

47. Do you like Kool-Aid?

48. Does pine-sol smell good?

49. What are your favorite pizza toppings?

50. Do you like toast?

51. Do you still carve pumpkins?

52. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa?

53. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth?

54. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet?

55. Clear or colored?

56. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick?

57. Where is your hand right NOW?

58. What is better:

59. Okay or O'tay?

60. French poodle or french kiss?

61. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches?

62. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2?

63. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages?

64. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages?

65. Does your grandma tell you she is 29?

66. Have you ever used colored white-out?

67. What do you think of Smurfette?

68. What is your favorite book?

69. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love
sound?

70. Salmon or Cod?

71. Crab or Lobster?

72. What sounds better: up or down?

73. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards?

74. Ok, NOW where is your hand?

75. Describe the best day of your life.

76. Broom or mop?

77. What is your favorite word?

78. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question.

79. What is your full name?

80. What do you wish your name was?

81. Describe your most embarrassing moment.

82. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard?

83. Are your feet the same size?

84. Cassettes or CDs?

85. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home?

86. What are your Christmas traditions?

87. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut?

88. Are you bored?

89. Do you like onions?

90. What would you name your band, if you had one?

91. Have you ever worn a dress?

92. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will
hear you?

93. Frogs or toads?

94. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11?

95. 8 or 3?

96. How long can you hula-hoop for?

97. Who is awesome?

98. Do you love me now?

99. On your last birthday, what did you wish for?

100. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem?

101. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house?

102. Are you going to name your son Elvis?

103. If not, what?

104. What about your daughter?

105. Do you read tabloids?

106. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it?

107. Do you like cotton candy?

108. Favorite food?

109. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?

110. Ribbed or plain?

111. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"?

112. Apple pie or cherry pie?

113. Pepsi or Coke?

114. Strawberry or Vanilla?

115. Favourite movie?

116. Favourite Actor?

117. Favourite Actress?

118. Cheerios or corn flakes?

119. Panty hose or thigh-highs?

120. Do you shave your legs?

121. Midnight or mid-day?

122. Hope or Billy?

123. Cottonball or Q-tip?

124. Dry or lubricated?

125. Fast or slow?

126. Hard or soft?

127. Yogurt or ice-cream?

128. Spoon or fork?

129. Are you crying right now?

130. Tootsie pops or blowpops?

131. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see?

132. Look to your left, what do you see?

133. Look to your right, what do you see?

134. Who is at your house right now? everyone

135. Are your legs crossed right now?

136. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now?

137. Favourite song?

138. Boxers or briefs?

139. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint?

140. Do you like to fish?

141. Is your grandpa cool?

142. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories?

143. Do you snore?

144. Describe how your breath smells right now.

145. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis."

146. Does it taste good?

147. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?

148. Do you chew on pens/pencils?

149. Acting class or class act?

150. Upside-down or downside-up?

151. What's up?

152. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of?

153. What does this -> .dm

154. Blondes or brunettes?

155. Push or pull?

156. If a door says pull, do you automatically push?

157. Do you even read those door things?

158. What does? what doesnt?

159. Are you scared of frogs?

160. What was your first word?

161. What was your first phrase?

162. What can you not pronounce?

163. Did you know my phone just rang?

164. Is your phone ringing?

165. What's your phone number?

166. Do you eat your toe-nails?

167. WalMart or Kmart?

168. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey?

169. How many REAL push-ups can you do?

170. How many fake push-ups can you do?

171. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now?

172. Does your bike have 2 wheels?

173. Are they flat?

174. Can you do a hand-stand?

175. Front or back? front

176. Walk backwards for 5 steps.

177. Are you on fire right now?

178. Sprite or 7-up?

179. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper?

180. Bambi or Thumper?

181. Do you think Flower is hot?

182. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you?

183. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5?

184. Do you know there are people who would do that for free?

185. Umm. can you count how many questions are left?

186. Is your left pinky right-handed?

187. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=?

188. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but
they were out, how many apples would you have?

 

holy shit that is Ridiculously long

 

What brand of toothpaste?* crest whitening


2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? *pantene

3. What Brands?*pantene


4. Do spiders scare you?* yes

5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up?*dont wear socks


6. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)? * garfield

7. Do you know Donald Duck's middle name?*no


8. Favorite colour? *blue

9. Summer footwear: sandles


10. Apples, oranges, or bananas?apples

11. Lefty or righty? righty


12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? half full

13. Bleh or blah? blah


14. What do you like about yourself? im sweet

15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? no


16. Do you sing in the shower? yes

17. Do you talk to your pet? dont have


18. Do you talk to yourself? yes

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? no


20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? no

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? no


22. Do you have 11 toes?no

23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? can i borrow your number


24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? yes

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? yes


26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? bugs bunny

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? no


28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girll?no

29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? pink


30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? yes

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picure
day?yes


32. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little?yes

33. How do you take mascara off? vasilene


34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? i dont know

35. What is your favorite holiday? chirstmas

36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? yes


37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? gummi sweettarts

38. M&MS or Skittles? skittles


39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her?yes

40. What is 1+1? 2


41. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: dennis

42. How old are you? 24


43. How old do you WANT to be? 16

44. Where do you live? texas


45. Where do you want to go? back to washington

46. Who do you want to meet? raving sultan


47. Do you like Kool-Aid? yes

48. Does pine-sol smell good?yes


49. What are your favorite pizza toppings?cheese

50. Do you like toast? no


51. Do you still carve pumpkins? no

52. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa?yes

53. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? yes


54. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? yes

55. Clear or colored? clear


56. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? bubble gum

57. Where is your hand right NOW?no keyboard


58. What is better:dont know

59. Okay or O'tay? okay


60. French poodle or french kiss? french kiss

61. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? sure


62. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? sure

63. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? yes


64. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? yes

65. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? lol


66. Have you ever used colored white-out? yes

67. What do you think of Smurfette? shes cute

68. What is your favorite book?hmmm


69. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love
sound?nice

70. Salmon or Cod? salmon

71. Crab or Lobster?crab

72. What sounds better: up or down? down


73. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways

74. Ok, NOW where is your hand? on keyboard

75. Describe the best day of your life. when i had a yr clean

76. Broom or mop? mop

77. What is your favorite word? fuck

78. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question.

79. What is your full name? crystal wont tell more

80. What do you wish your name was? i like my name

81. Describe your most embarrassing moment. no

82. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? hmmm zani

83. Are your feet the same size?
yes

84. Cassettes or CDs? cds

85. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home?
yes
86. What are your Christmas traditions? opening one present christmas eve

87. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut?tear


88. Are you bored? yes

89. Do you like onions? yes


90. What would you name your band, if you had one? crystalstarr band

91. Have you ever worn a dress?
yes lots

92. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will
hear you? sure

93. Frogs or toads?
frogs

94. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? no

95. 8 or 3? 3


96. How long can you hula-hoop for? 5 mins

97. Who is awesome? me


98. Do you love me now? no

99. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? a guitar


100. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? yup

101. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house?no


102. Are you going to name your son Elvis? no

103. If not, what? gavin


104. What about your daughter? raven

105. Do you read tabloids? sonmetimes


106. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? lol

107. Do you like cotton candy?yes


108. Favorite food? sushi

109. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? buy a car


110. Ribbed or plain? plain

111. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? lala


112. Apple pie or cherry pie? apple

113. Pepsi or Coke? coke


114. Strawberry or Vanilla? vanilla

115. Favourite movie? gone with the wind


116. Favourite Actor? cant think of one

117. Favourite Actress?


118. Cheerios or corn flakes? corn flakes

119. Panty hose or thigh-highs? thigh highs


120. Do you shave your legs? yes

121. Midnight or mid-day? midnight


122. Hope or Billy? hope

123. Cottonball or Q-tip?q tip


124. Dry or lubricated? lubricated

125. Fast or slow?
fast
hard
126. Hard or soft? hard

127. Yogurt or ice-cream? ice cream


128. Spoon or fork? spoon

129. Are you crying right now?
no

130. Tootsie pops or blowpops? blow pops

131. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see?finger

132. Look to your left, what do you see? tv

133. Look to your right, what do you see?window

134. Who is at your house right now? everyone my kids


135. Are your legs crossed right now? no

136. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now?lol


137. Favourite song?right now friday im in love with you

138. Boxers or briefs? boxers


139. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? big red

140. Do you like to fish? yes


141. Is your grandpa cool? yes

142. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories?yes


143. Do you snore?no

144. Describe how your breath smells right now. candy


145. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis."alexis

146. Does it taste good? sure


147. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? lick

148. Do you chew on pens/pencils? both


149. Acting class or class act? acting class

150. Upside-down or downside-up? upside down


151. What's up? nothing

152. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of?


153. What does this -> .dm

154. Blondes or brunettes?blondes


155. Push or pull? push

156. If a door says pull, do you automatically push?lol sometimes


157. Do you even read those door things? no

158. What does? what doesnt?what does


159. Are you scared of frogs?no

160. What was your first word?moma


161. What was your first phrase?dont know

162. What can you not pronounce?


163. Did you know my phone just rang?crazy

164. Is your phone ringing? nope


165. What's your phone number?now ay

166. Do you eat your toe-nails? no


167. WalMart or Kmart? neither

168. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey?jim


169. How many REAL push-ups can you do?40

170. How many fake push-ups can you do? 100


171. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now?lol

172. Does your bike have 2 wheels? yes


173. Are they flat? yes

174. Can you do a hand-stand? yup


175. Front or back? front

176. Walk backwards for 5 steps.


177. Are you on fire right now? no

178. Sprite or 7-up?sprite


179. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper?dr pepper

180. Bambi or Thumper? thumper


181. Do you think Flower is hot? lol

182. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? no


183. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5?no

184. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? great


185. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? no

186. Is your left pinky right-handed?huh


187. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? dont know

188. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but
they were out, how many apples would you have?duh

 

wow, someone better give crystalstarr a prize for answering all of those questions!

 

ya i had time to kill

 

1. What brand of toothpaste? Crest

2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? in one

3. What Brands? Herbal essences

4. Do spiders scare you? no

5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? I don't pay much attention

6. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)? non sequitor

7. Do you know Donald Duck's middle name? nope

8. Favorite colour? gray

9. Summer footwear: sandals

10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? apples

11. Lefty or righty? both

12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? full

13. Bleh or blah? meh

14. What do you like about yourself? everything

15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? yes

16. Do you sing in the shower? yes

17. Do you talk to your pet? yes

18. Do you talk to yourself? yes

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? sadly, no

20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? nope

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? nope

22. Do you have 11 toes? nope

23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? HEY LOOK IT'S THE POPE! wanna fuck?

24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? yes

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? yes

26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? bugs

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? yes

28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girll? done it before

29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? grey

30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? yes

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picure
day? nope

32. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? nope

33. How do you take mascara off? sponge

34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? nope

35. What is your favorite holiday? everyday

36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? yes

37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? both

38. M&MS or Skittles? skittles

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? rarely

40. What is 1+1? 3
41. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: Rodman

42. How old are you? 14

43. How old do you WANT to be? older

44. Where do you live? Knoxville

45. Where do you want to go? The woods

46. Who do you want to meet? The epitomy of happiness

47. Do you like Kool-Aid? i guess

48. Does pine-sol smell good? hell yea.

49. What are your favorite pizza toppings? whatever I order

50. Do you like toast? not really

51. Do you still carve pumpkins? no

52. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? i should, shouldn't I?

53. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? yea

54. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? they're bumps

55. Clear or colored? clear

56. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? all of them together

57. Where is your hand right NOW? on my keyboard

58. What is better: Bloody_Kisses

59. Okay or O'tay? meh

60. French poodle or french kiss? french kiss a french poodle

61. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? no

62. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? penis

63. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? yea

64. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? yea

65. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? nope

66. Have you ever used colored white-out? nope

67. What do you think of Smurfette? I'd hit that

68. What is your favorite book?the dark tower series

69. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love
sound? My fantasy

70. Salmon or Cod? Salmon

71. Crab or Lobster? both

72. What sounds better: up or down? up

73. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways

74. Ok, NOW where is your hand? keyboard

75. Describe the best day of your life. the day I get question number 69.

76. Broom or mop? mop

77. What is your favorite word? fark

78. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question.

79. What is your full name? Ian Christ Blaylock

80. What do you wish your name was? Meeshka Chaukinov

81. Describe your most embarrassing moment. the time I got caught touching myself.

82. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? Patience

83. Are your feet the same size? yea

84. Cassettes or CDs? CDs

85. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? no

86. What are your Christmas traditions? not many

87. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut?tear

88. Are you bored? yea

89. Do you like onions? yea

90. What would you name your band, if you had one? Lumaca del Vento

91. Have you ever worn a dress? yes, it was a tinkerbell halloween costume

92. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will
hear you? yea

93. Frogs or toads? frogs

94. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? nope

95. 8 or 3? 8

96. How long can you hula-hoop for? as long as I want

97. Who is awesome? you

98. Do you love me now? yea

99. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? peace

100. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? yea

101. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? no

102. Are you going to name your son Elvis? no

103. If not, what? Mack

104. What about your daughter? Luna

105. Do you read tabloids? sometimes

106. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? 0:1

107. Do you like cotton candy? yea

108. Favorite food? shrimp

109. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? give it up, I wouldn't know what to do with it

110. Ribbed or plain? what are you implying?

111. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? B

112. Apple pie or cherry pie? apple

113. Pepsi or Coke? neither

114. Strawberry or Vanilla? strawberry

115. Favourite movie? Wayne's World 2

116. Favourite Actor? meh

117. Favourite Actress? meh

118. Cheerios or corn flakes? cheerios

119. Panty hose or thigh-highs? bare legs

120. Do you shave your legs? I singed all of the hair off one once with a lighter.

121. Midnight or mid-day? midnight

122. Hope or Billy? hope

123. Cottonball or Q-tip? q tip

124. Dry or lubricated? lubed

125. Fast or slow? slow

126. Hard or soft? soft

127. Yogurt or ice-cream? ice cream

128. Spoon or fork? fork

129. Are you crying right now? nope

130. Tootsie pops or blowpops? blowjob...pops

131. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? a hangnail

132. Look to your left, what do you see? myself in a mirror

133. Look to your right, what do you see? a painting of a woman with a horse

134. Who is at your house right now? my family

135. Are your legs crossed right now? halfway

136. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? no

137. Favourite song? Desert Search for techno allah-mr bungle

138. Boxers or briefs? commando

139. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? all of the above

140. Do you like to fish? yea

141. Is your grandpa cool? yea

142. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? no

143. Do you snore? no

144. Describe how your breath smells right now. probably not too swell

145. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." Alexis

146. Does it taste good? oh yea.

147. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? lick

148. Do you chew on pens/pencils? popsickle sticks

149. Acting class or class act? class act

150. Upside-down or downside-up? upside down

151. What's up? not ma dingdong

152. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

153. What does this -> .dm a file type

154. Blondes or Brunettes? Brunettes

155. Push or pull? pull

156. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? nope

157. Do you even read those door things? yea

158. What does? what doesnt? I do, you don't

159. Are you scared of frogs? nope

160. What was your first word? aooayioooe

161. What was your first phrase? aeoouy y ueoa uo e bbbbbbb

162. What can you not pronounce? aeoouy y ueoa uo e bbbbbbb

163. Did you know my phone just rang? yea

164. Is your phone ringing? no

165. What's your phone number? 3860860

166. Do you eat your toe-nails? once

167. WalMart or Kmart? Kmart

168. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? neither

169. How many REAL push-ups can you do? about 40

170. How many fake push-ups can you do? hundreds

171. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? no.

172. Does your bike have 2 wheels? yea

173. Are they flat? no

174. Can you do a hand-stand? yea

175. Front or back? front

176. Walk backwards for 5 steps. ok

177. Are you on fire right now? yea.

178. Sprite or 7-up? neither

179. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? mug

180. Bambi or Thumper? thumper

181. Do you think Flower is hot? YEA!

182. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? no

183. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? yea

184. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? yea

185. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? nope

186. Is your left pinky right-handed? aodfgu8haosdguhasdf

187. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? hawt sex

188. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but
they were out, how many apples would you have?none

 

1. What brand of toothpaste? Colgate

2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? Separate

3. What Brands? Herbal Essence

4. Do spiders scare you? Yes

5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? pull em up

6. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)? Garfield

7. Do you know Donald Duck's middle name? no

8. Favorite colour? Silver...pink...light blue?

9. Summer footwear: tennis shoes...boots...whatever looks good.

10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? Banana

11. Lefty or righty? Mainly a righty....but I can use both.

12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? empty?

13. Bleh or blah? blah

14. What do you like about yourself? Everything...does that sound conceited?

15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? yes

16. Do you sing in the shower? Always! Especially when scrubbing between my toes.

17. Do you talk to your pet? Yes.

18. Do you talk to yourself? Only when my pets are mad at me.

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? No...eww. Hes old.

20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? One of them is named Jake...the others I don't know.

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? No...but we give on to the paper boy.

22. Do you have 11 toes? Not anymore.

23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? I don't think I have used a pick up line before.

24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? I have like 10 different pink ones already...some are even glittery.

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? Of course!

26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Bugs

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? Hehe...sort of.

28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girll? Sure...why not.

29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? I wear all colors.

30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? No...I bite it in general though.

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picure
day? Hehe...no I'd pop it and head to school.

32. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? Not that I can recall.

33. How do you take mascara off? I don't wear much mascara...when I do usually water.

34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? Girls don't usually turn me on that much.

35. What is your favorite holiday? Halloween

36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? I do.

37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? gummys

38. M&MS or Skittles? m&m's

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? Um...yes.

40. What is 1+1? 2

41. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: Rodman

42. How old are you? 18

43. How old do you WANT to be? I don't mind my age...but it'd be cool to be like 6 again.

44. Where do you live? Minnesota

45. Where do you want to go? Seattle, new york, or austraila.

46. Who do you want to meet? Mmm...I'd like to meet David Flair again.

47. Do you like Kool-Aid? Yeah...

48. Does pine-sol smell good? no

49. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Pineapple, ham, with a few sardines.

50. Do you like toast? Yes

51. Do you still carve pumpkins? Oh...yeah...We have over 30 at my house right now.

52. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? Hehe nope.

53. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? Yep

54. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? A little bit of light...there still working on that one.

55. Clear or colored? colored?

56. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? I tried marshmallow once...and gagged...I stick to mint now.

57. Where is your hand right NOW? One on the keyboard and one...

58. What is better: Yes

59. Okay or O'tay? Okay!

60. French poodle or french kiss? kiss

61. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? I thought it was in feet?

62. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? no

63. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? yes

64. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? yes

65. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? Nah...but my grandpa says he's 21.

66. Have you ever used colored white-out? yes

67. What do you think of Smurfette? Kinda boring

68. What is your favorite book? The Surgeon?

69. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love
sound? Bad...I don't like cabins much...can we have a mansion?

70. Salmon or Cod? Salmon...I guess

71. Crab or Lobster? mmm...can I have both?

72. What sounds better: up or down? up

73. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways

74. Ok, NOW where is your hand? I don't wanna say. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

75. Describe the best day of your life. Oh geez...IDK...I really enjoyed feeling up David Flair.

76. Broom or mop? Swiffer. Baby.

77. What is your favorite word? I don't think I have one.

78. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. Okay...got it.

79. What is your full name? Daphney Ann Denewer

80. What do you wish your name was? Daphney Ann Flair?

81. Describe your most embarrassing moment. There's way to many to pick one.

82. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? Some middle eastern names are hard to pronounce...so maybe one of those?

83. Are your feet the same size? Yes...now that the extra toe is gone.

84. Cassettes or CDs? Both

85. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? We watch all christmas specials

86. What are your Christmas traditions? there's quite a few

87. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? I use an envelope opener.

88. Are you bored? Nope

89. Do you like onions? In small portions.

90. What would you name your band, if you had one? Daphney...because no one matters as much as me.

91. Have you ever worn a dress? Yes

92. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will
hear you? Yes...it's like common sense.

93. Frogs or toads? Both.

94. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? Yep. Sometimes I wait for 11:11 to come around.

95. 8 or 3? 3

96. How long can you hula-hoop for? Quite awhile.

97. Who is awesome? Me...David Flair...BSB

98. Do you love me now? Sure

99. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? Um...I don't remember...oh no!

100. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? Yes

101. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? Sometimes

102. Are you going to name your son Elvis? no

103. If not, what? I don't know...I really like the name Vaughn

104. What about your daughter? Um...I don't know!

105. Do you read tabloids? Not often.

106. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? Not very good...I love paper...lots of fiber.

107. Do you like cotton candy? Oh god yes.

108. Favorite food? Pasta

109. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Cash in my tickey.

110. Ribbed or plain? Ribbed.

111. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? Lalalalalalala

112. Apple pie or cherry pie? Can I have a slice of both?

113. Pepsi or Coke? Coke

114. Strawberry or Vanilla? Strawberry

115. Favourite movie? Uh...umm...cruel intentions?

116. Favourite Actor? I don't really have one I guess.

117. Favourite Actress? Sarah M. Gellar

118. Cheerios or corn flakes? Cheerios

119. Panty hose or thigh-highs? Thigh highs

120. Do you shave your legs? yes

121. Midnight or mid-day? midnight

122. Hope or Billy? Hope

123. Cottonball or Q-tip? cotton ball

124. Dry or lubricated? lube me baby

125. Fast or slow? faster....

126. Hard or soft? harder...

127. Yogurt or ice-cream? I like both.

128. Spoon or fork? Fork.

129. Are you crying right now? No

130. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Blow pops

131. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? Ugh...a crooked nail.

132. Look to your left, what do you see? a door

133. Look to your right, what do you see? a kitty on a printer watching a snake.

134. Who is at your house right now? Me...my mom....my grandma and grandpa...and my animals.

135. Are your legs crossed right now? Yep

136. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? Nah.

137. Favourite song? Dublin Sky- Darren Hayes

138. Boxers or briefs? on a guy? boxers.

139. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? I'M JUICY_REDGIRL...YOU MAKE THE CALL.

140. Do you like to fish? Yes

141. Is your grandpa cool? Totally

142. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? Nope

143. Do you snore? Loudly

144. Describe how your breath smells right now. Smells like sour watermelon water

145. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." I'm a girl but Alexis

146. Does it taste good? Yes.

147. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? I use stickers

148. Do you chew on pens/pencils? only the caps

149. Acting class or class act? don't care as long as I'm on stage

150. Upside-down or downside-up? upside-down

151. What's up? lame.

152. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? a tiger growling

153. What does this -> .dm um...r i g h t

154. Blondes or brunettes? both?

155. Push or pull? pull

156. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? no

157. Do you even read those door things? no

158. What does? what doesnt? I refuse to answer that without a lawyer

159. Are you scared of frogs? no

160. What was your first word? IDK

161. What was your first phrase? IDK

162. What can you not pronounce? Yes I can.

163. Did you know my phone just rang? Did you know that mine just did?

164. Is your phone ringing? Not anymore.

165. What's your phone number? 555-3602

166. Do you eat your toe-nails? no

167. WalMart or Kmart? walmart

168. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Mariah

169. How many REAL push-ups can you do? 20?

170. How many fake push-ups can you do? lots I'm sure

171. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? no thanks

172. Does your bike have 2 wheels? yep

173. Are they flat? prolly

174. Can you do a hand-stand? yes

175. Front or back? back

176. Walk backwards for 5 steps. ok

177. Are you on fire right now? no

178. Sprite or 7-up? 7-up

179. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? rootbeer

180. Bambi or Thumper? thumper

181. Do you think Flower is hot? kind of

182. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? no

183. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? NO

184. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? yes

185. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? 3 not counting this one

186. Is your left pinky right-handed? yes

187. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? um why is there a percent sgin in the middle of a number?

188. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but
they were out, how many apples would you have? 0 but I'd have 5 bananas

 

Fucking hell this is long, but I don't have anything better to do...
1. What brand of toothpaste? - I'd have to go look, and I'm not going to...

2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? - Seperate

3. What Brands? - Nexus

4. Do spiders scare you? - Not particularly

5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? - Don't usualy wear 'em

6. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)? - Couldn't tell you

7. Do you know Donald Duck's middle name? - No

8. Favorite colour? - Blue

9. Summer footwear: - Sandals or barefoot

10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? - All three

11. Lefty or righty? - Righty

12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? - Neither, it's at half it's capacity

13. Bleh or blah? - Blah

14. What do you like about yourself? - Lots of stuff

15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? - Sure

16. Do you sing in the shower? - Occasionaly

17. Do you talk to your pet? - No pet atm

18. Do you talk to yourself? - Sometimes

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? - No

20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? - No

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? - No

22. Do you have 11 toes? - No

23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? - Wanna fuck?

24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? - If it was convenient I suppose so

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? - Probably not, unless it was for someone else who liked pink or something

26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? - Bugs bunny

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? - No

28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girll? - Sure

29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? - I don't

30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? - Sometimes

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picure
day? - Yeah

32. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? - No

33. How do you take mascara off? - Mascara remover stuff?

34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? - Depends how she looks

35. What is your favorite holiday? - Not sure

36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? - I dunno, depends

37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? - gummi sweettarts

38. M&MS or Skittles? - M&Ms

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? - Not often

40. What is 1+1? - 2

41. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: - Huh?

42. How old are you? - 20

43. How old do you WANT to be? - Depends

44. Where do you live? - Mobile

45. Where do you want to go? - Somewhere else, somewhere interesting

46. Who do you want to meet? - People

47. Do you like Kool-Aid? - It's alright

48. Does pine-sol smell good? - Not really

49. What are your favorite pizza toppings? - Pepperoni and mushrooms, and cheese of course

50. Do you like toast? - Not particularly

51. Do you still carve pumpkins? - Sometimes

52. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? - No

53. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? - Yes

54. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? - Sort of

55. Clear or colored? - Clear or colored what?

56. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? - No preference

57. Where is your hand right NOW? - On my.... keyboard....

58. What is better: - ??

59. Okay or O'tay? - Okay

60. French poodle or french kiss? - French kiss

61. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? - Not quite

62. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? - Neither

63. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? - Ummmm.... I'll get back to you on that...

64. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? - Yeah

65. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? - No

66. Have you ever used colored white-out? - No

67. What do you think of Smurfette? - ...

68. What is your favorite book? - No favorite

69. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love
sound? - Nice

70. Salmon or Cod? - Salmon

71. Crab or Lobster? - Lobster

72. What sounds better: up or down? - Up

73. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? - Either

74. Ok, NOW where is your hand? - ...

75. Describe the best day of your life. - ...

76. Broom or mop? - Broom

77. What is your favorite word? - Shiiiiit

78. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. - Okay

79. What is your full name? - Patrick A___ G____ Why do you want to know?

80. What do you wish your name was? - It's fine how it is

81. Describe your most embarrassing moment. - Too many to choose from

82. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? - Merril

83. Are your feet the same size? - Close, but not quite

84. Cassettes or CDs? - CDs

85. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? - No

86. What are your Christmas traditions? - Err, presents and a christmas tree and decorations etc...

87. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? - Tear

88. Are you bored? - Why do you think I'm answering all these damned questions?

89. Do you like onions? - Only if they're cooked

90. What would you name your band, if you had one? - Don't know

91. Have you ever worn a dress? - Yes :&

92. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will
hear you? - I guess

93. Frogs or toads? - Tough choice...

94. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? - No

95. 8 or 3? - 8

96. How long can you hula-hoop for? - Pretty long time last time I did it

97. Who is awesome? - Me!

98. Do you love me now? - Not really

99. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? - Didn't wish

100. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? - No

101. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? - No

102. Are you going to name your son Elvis? - No

103. If not, what? - Dude

104. What about your daughter? - Girl

105. Do you read tabloids? - No

106. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? - 1.5 to 1

107. Do you like cotton candy? - It's alright

108. Favorite food? - Sushi or Tacos

109. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? - Try and figure out how to get around the taxes...

110. Ribbed or plain? - No preferance

111. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? - Lala

112. Apple pie or cherry pie? - Apple pie

113. Pepsi or Coke? - Barqs

114. Strawberry or Vanilla? - Vanilla

115. Favourite movie? - Don't have a favorite

116. Favourite Actor? - Same as above

117. Favourite Actress? - Same again

118. Cheerios or corn flakes? - Cheerios

119. Panty hose or thigh-highs? - Thigh highs

120. Do you shave your legs? - No

121. Midnight or mid-day? - Midnight

122. Hope or Billy? - Hope

123. Cottonball or Q-tip? - Cottonball

124. Dry or lubricated? - Lubed

125. Fast or slow? - Depends

126. Hard or soft? ...

127. Yogurt or ice-cream? - Yogurt

128. Spoon or fork? - Spork

129. Are you crying right now? - No

130. Tootsie pops or blowpops? - Blowpops

131. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? - My finger

132. Look to your left, what do you see? - Another finger

133. Look to your right, what do you see? Another finger

134. Who is at your house right now? - Me

135. Are your legs crossed right now? - Yes

136. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? - Kind of

137. Favourite song? - Don't have a favorite

138. Boxers or briefs? - Boxer briefs

139. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? - Juicy fruit

140. Do you like to fish? - No

141. Is your grandpa cool? - No

142. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? - Does bitching count?

143. Do you snore? - No

144. Describe how your breath smells right now. - Kind of like sand

145. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." - Alexis

146. Does it taste good? - What?

147. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? - Lick

148. Do you chew on pens/pencils? - No

149. Acting class or class act? - Huh?

150. Upside-down or downside-up? - Downside up

151. What's up? - Chicken butt

152. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? - A tiger growling

153. What does this -> .dm - Huh?

154. Blondes or brunettes? - Blondes, though either is good

155. Push or pull? - Push

156. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? - Yes

157. Do you even read those door things? - No

158. What does? what doesnt? - It, Them

159. Are you scared of frogs? - No

160. What was your first word? - I don't know

161. What was your first phrase? - ^^

162. What can you not pronounce? - Russian?

163. Did you know my phone just rang? - Yes

164. Is your phone ringing? - No

165. What's your phone number? - I don't know (seriously, I never call it... )

166. Do you eat your toe-nails? - No

167. WalMart or Kmart? - Ughhh neither

168. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? - ^^

169. How many REAL push-ups can you do? - 65

170. How many fake push-ups can you do? - Indefinite

171. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? - No, I had plenty of time to rest

172. Does your bike have 2 wheels? - I don't have one

173. Are they flat? - Probably

174. Can you do a hand-stand? - Almost

175. Front or back? Front

176. Walk backwards for 5 steps. - No

177. Are you on fire right now? - No

178. Sprite or 7-up? - 7-up

179. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? - Mug RootBeer

180. Bambi or Thumper? - Thumper

181. Do you think Flower is hot? - Huh?

182. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? - Depends

183. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? - No

184. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? - Really?

185. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? - Yes

186. Is your left pinky right-handed? - No

187. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? - (-1234549)%(1665)

188. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but
they were out, how many apples would you have? - None

 

1. What brand of toothpaste? crest herbal

2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? seperate

3. What Brands? austrailian organics or pantene pro-v

4. Do spiders scare you? not in the least, unless i'm surprised by one crawling on me

5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? neither, i just push them down

6. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)? jthm

7. Do you know Donald Duck's middle name? no

8. Favorite colour? green

9. Summer footwear: birkenstocks or nothing

10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? oranges

11. Lefty or righty? lefty

12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? THE GLASS IS MINE!!!

13. Bleh or blah? blah

14. What do you like about yourself? my tits

15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? sure

16. Do you sing in the shower? only sometimes

17. Do you talk to your pet? always

18. Do you talk to yourself? not usually outloud

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? ew

20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? they switch so often, sometimes it's my mom

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? no

22. Do you have 11 toes? no

23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? can i kiss you?

24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? no

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? fuck that noise

26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? bunny

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? yeah i love all the extra saliva

28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girll? i have been known to

29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? red

30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? yeah, or i clench my teeth

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picure
day? no, they airbrush that shit out

32. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? no

33. How do you take mascara off? hand soap and facecloth

34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? totally

35. What is your favorite holiday? halloween

36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? no i don't like the way it looks on me

37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? the first one

38. M&MS or Skittles? m&ms

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? yeah, i love my mommy

40. What is 1+1? 11

41. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: dennis

42. How old are you? 17

43. How old do you WANT to be? 19

44. Where do you live? canadia

45. Where do you want to go? greece and egypt

46. Who do you want to meet? someone who will make me rich and famous

47. Do you like Kool-Aid? no

48. Does pine-sol smell good? better than cat piss

49. What are your favorite pizza toppings? banana peppers, olives, jalapenos, cheeeeese, salsa

50. Do you like toast? of course

51. Do you still carve pumpkins? i carve them like there's no tomorrow

52. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? no he's fat enough, jeeze

53. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? yeah

54. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? not that i've noticed

55. Clear or colored? coloured

56. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? plain

57. Where is your hand right NOW? on the keyboard

58. What is better:

59. Okay or O'tay? okay, you say otay i kill

60. French poodle or french kiss? depends on how sexy the poodle is

61. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? i think they're referring to feet

62. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? i have a 0 x shut up

63. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? i know their ages and their birth months...

64. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? my younger sis yes, not my older one's bday though

65. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? no she constantly reminds me how old she is to get me to feel sorry for her

66. Have you ever used colored white-out? no

67. What do you think of Smurfette? she's a skank

68. What is your favorite book? damien by hermen hesse

69. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love
sound? like laughter and then sex.

70. Salmon or Cod? if i must choose, salmon

71. Crab or Lobster? neither

72. What sounds better: up or down? up

73. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways

74. Ok, NOW where is your hand? still on the keyboard

75. Describe the best day of your life. i had dinner with the cast of that '70s show and got to hang out backstage

76. Broom or mop? broom

77. What is your favorite word? anything with 4 letters

78. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. woo!

79. What is your full name? jessica emily edgar-wilson

80. What do you wish your name was? anastasia beaverhausen

81. Describe your most embarrassing moment. the few times i've gotten too drunk at parties were embarassing because i get obnoxious and make out with slutty girls

82. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? nancy for a guy

83. Are your feet the same size? as what?

84. Cassettes or CDs? casettes... cause everyone LOVES to spend hours rewinding..

85. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? no, but the jim carrey version kicks my ass

86. What are your Christmas traditions? get really stoned and then open presents and eat my chocolate

87. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? tear

88. Are you bored? to tears

89. Do you like onions? love em

90. What would you name your band, if you had one? suspicious mole

91. Have you ever worn a dress? why no! never in my life.

92. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will
hear you? yeah, that's why i shove stuff in 'em

93. Frogs or toads? frogs

94. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? never heard of that

95. 8 or 3? 3

96. How long can you hula-hoop for? indeterminate amount of time

97. Who is awesome? the chicks in my dance group

98. Do you love me now? i don't know who you are?

99. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? solace

100. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? yeah

101. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? no, i can't stand watching team sports

102. Are you going to name your son Elvis? i'm not going to have kids

103. If not, what? squidge

104. What about your daughter? randall

105. Do you read tabloids? yeah, they crack me up

106. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? 99/1

107. Do you like cotton candy? not in the least

108. Favorite food? salsa

109. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? leave town and not tell a soul

110. Ribbed or plain? plain

111. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? lala

112. Apple pie or cherry pie? cherry

113. Pepsi or Coke? neither

114. Strawberry or Vanilla? strawberry

115. Favourite movie? none stands out at the moment

116. Favourite Actor? johnny depp

117. Favourite Actress? kathy bates

118. Cheerios or corn flakes? cheerios

119. Panty hose or thigh-highs? thigh highs

120. Do you shave your legs? very occasionally

121. Midnight or mid-day? mid day

122. Hope or Billy? who?

123. Cottonball or Q-tip? q-tip

124. Dry or lubricated? lubricated

125. Fast or slow? a random combination

126. Hard or soft? soft

127. Yogurt or ice-cream? yogurt

128. Spoon or fork? fork

129. Are you crying right now? nope, for once

130. Tootsie pops or blowpops? blowpops

131. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? a short poorly manicured nail, redness from cold

132. Look to your left, what do you see? my door with a primus poster on it

133. Look to your right, what do you see? my bed and dresser, a shitload of pictures on the walls

134. Who is at your house right now? my mom and grandma

135. Are your legs crossed right now? yep

136. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? nope

137. Favourite song? mackie messer by lotte lenya

138. Boxers or briefs? boxers

139. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? juicy fruit

140. Do you like to fish? no, poor little fishies...

141. Is your grandpa cool? i never knew him

142. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? he's dead

143. Do you snore? no, i'm a frightenningly still sleeper, unless i'm sick

144. Describe how your breath smells right now. like chocolate and cigarettes

145. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." matilda

146. Does it taste good? you bet

147. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? lick

148. Do you chew on pens/pencils? i try not to

149. Acting class or class act? acting class

150. Upside-down or downside-up? downside up

151. What's up? my ceiling, a smoke detector, and eeeeew what the HELL is that?!!?

152. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? this guy that used to purr and rub his head on me like a cat

153. What does this -> .dm your mommy

154. Blondes or brunettes? brunettes

155. Push or pull? push

156. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? usually

157. Do you even read those door things? if they're big and shiny

158. What does? what doesnt? om.

159. Are you scared of frogs? no, they be cute

160. What was your first word? bah

161. What was your first phrase? just relax

162. What can you not pronounce? most arabic words

163. Did you know my phone just rang? yes, i felt it in my ass

164. Is your phone ringing? i don't know, it's in the house, i'm not.

165. What's your phone number? ***-3301

166. Do you eat your toe-nails? ewww

167. WalMart or Kmart? walmart

168. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? jim, though he can get a little stupid for me sometimes

169. How many REAL push-ups can you do? about 10

170. How many fake push-ups can you do? 40

171. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? no way

172. Does your bike have 2 wheels? no, i ride a unicycle. seriously.

173. Are they flat? it's gettin a little low

174. Can you do a hand-stand? brief ones, when i was in gymnastics i was the handstand master though

175. Front or back? front

176. Walk backwards for 5 steps. i don't think i will thanks

177. Are you on fire right now? oh yah baby, all for you

178. Sprite or 7-up? they taste the same to me

179. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? dr. pepper

180. Bambi or Thumper? thumper, bambi is a pussy

181. Do you think Flower is hot? who?

182. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? depends what was below

183. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? uh no

184. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? sadly, yes

185. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? no, my eyes are shriveling up

186. Is your left pinky right-handed? yesh

187. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? ok now you're just making me mad

188. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but
they were out, how many apples would you have? none



oh my god i can't believe i finished that, i'm so depressed about my life right now.

 

wow i was bored

 

1. What brand of toothpaste? aqusomething

2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? gotta be seperate

3. What Brands? uh...Fructise, Herbal Essense, anything cruelty free

4. Do spiders scare you? I have arachnaphobia, does that answer your question?

5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? when I wear them they're ankle socks so...neither

6. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)? Foxtrot, Non Sequitar (can't spell) and Boondocks

7. Do you know Donald Duck's middle name? yes...it's Remmingfield

8. Favorite colour? Neon Lime Green

9. Summer footwear: mostly barefoot, or flipflops

10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? c. all of the above!

11. Lefty or righty? lefty! Everyone is born right handed, only the gifted overcome it.

12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? depends on my mood, either half-full, or filled with poision

13. Bleh or blah? blah

14. What do you like about yourself? I love the colour of my eyes, they're blue and green w/flecks of gold

15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? eh...why not

16. Do you sing in the shower? hahah...yea

17. Do you talk to your pet? all the time, and they talk back

18. Do you talk to yourself? possibly...

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? sorry...no

20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? no

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? no

22. Do you have 11 toes? I have flippers

23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? none

24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? maybe...

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? possibly...

26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? eh...neither....I guess Bugs

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? no...do you?

28. Would you ever recite poetry to a boy? Sure

29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? Sparkly, or bright neon colours

30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? I don't think so...

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picure
day? nah.

32. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? not that I can remember

33. How do you take mascara off? Don't really wear makeup

34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? uh...not really..but then again, I'm a girl, now if a guy was...oh yea. teehee...

35. What is your favorite holiday? Hm...Halloween, St. Patricks Day, May Day, a lot.

36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? I do a lot

37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? gotta be the gum

38. M&MS or Skittles? neither

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? yes

40. What is 1+1? elevendy one

41. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: neither

42. How old are you? 17

43. How old do you WANT to be? don't care, I like bein 17

44. Where do you live? where do you think? In heaven!

45. Where do you want to go? Some where tropical

46. Who do you want to meet? someone nice

47. Do you like Kool-Aid? sometimes, but not the watery stuff

48. Does pine-sol smell good? I like natural better

49. What are your favorite pizza toppings? mushrooms, cheeze, peppers,

50. Do you like toast? yes

51. Do you still carve pumpkins? I did yesterday!

52. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? yep! Haha...

53. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? sure hope so

54. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? don't have any...haha

55. Clear or colored? depends on what colour.

56. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? citrus

57. Where is your hand right NOW? keyboard and mouse

58. What is better:

59. Okay or O'tay? don't care

60. French poodle or french kiss? puppy dog!

61. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? no, stupid lying people

62. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? with me? neither

63. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? uh...sure

64. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? yes

65. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? no

66. Have you ever used colored white-out? no...didn't know it existed

67. What do you think of Smurfette? very slutty

68. What is your favorite book? anything by Stephen King

69. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love
sound? very romantic

70. Salmon or Cod? neither

71. Crab or Lobster? neither, I'm a veggie

72. What sounds better: up or down? UP!

73. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? ways

74. Ok, NOW where is your hand? same, get your mind out of the gutter

75. Describe the best day of your life. Don't know...anyday with my best friends

76. Broom or mop? both

77. What is your favorite word? trabahabamos

78. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question.

79. What is your full name? Guess

80. What do you wish your name was? gues

81. Describe your most embarrassing moment. dont have one

82. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? don't know

83. Are your feet the same size? yes

84. Cassettes or CDs? cds

85. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? yes

86. What are your Christmas traditions? watch the grinch, open presents together

87. How do you open your envelopes: tear

88. Are you bored? yes

89. Do you like onions? possibly

90. What would you name your band, if you had one? hippychicks

91. Have you ever worn a dress? yes

92. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will
hear you? yes

93. Frogs or toads? frogs...I did a 4N6 peice on them...haha...I scared everyone

94. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? yep

95. 8 or 3? 19

96. How long can you hula-hoop for? way to long

97. Who is awesome? everyone! unless they're mean

98. Do you love me now? of course!

99. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? a car

100. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? does anyone?

101. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? depends whose playin'

102. Are you going to name your son Elvis? no

103. If not, what? not sure

104. What about your daughter? Marissa Rose

105. Do you read tabloids? sometimes

106. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? I'd make a paper crane

107. Do you like cotton candy? yep

108. Favorite food? tofu noodles at Noodles&Company

109. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? buy an animal shelter

110. Ribbed or plain? don't care

111. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? Skittle...the last one

112. Apple pie or cherry pie? apple

113. Pepsi or Coke? neither

114. Strawberry or Vanilla? srtrawberry

115. Favourite movie? House on Haunted Hill, Matrix, a lot

116. Favourite Actor? johnny depp,

117. Favourite Actress? don't have one

118. Cheerios or corn flakes? cheerios

119. Panty hose or thigh-highs? thigh highs

120. Do you shave your legs? yes

121. Midnight or mid-day? night

122. Hope or Billy? hope

123. Cottonball or Q-tip? qtip

124. Dry or lubricated? either or

125. Fast or slow? fast (i run track)

126. Hard or soft? soft

127. Yogurt or ice-cream? yogurt

128. Spoon or fork? hands

129. Are you crying right now? smiling!

130. Tootsie pops or blowpops? neither

131. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? a slim finger and a long nail w/sparkles on it

132. Look to your left, what do you see? a wall

133. Look to your right, what do you see? a chair

134. Who is at your house right now? me

135. Are your legs crossed right now? yes

136. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? yes

137. Favourite song? a lot, to many, swing, 80s, big band, a lot

138. Boxers or briefs? boxers

139. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Orbit

140. Do you like to fish? yes, they're my friends, I wouldnt eat one though

141. Is your grandpa cool? yea

142. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? no

143. Do you snore? no

144. Describe how your breath smells right now. fruity

145. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." i am a girl! Alexis

146. Does it taste good? don't wanna know...

147. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? lick

148. Do you chew on pens/pencils? no

149. Acting class or class act? acting class

150. Upside-down or downside-up? downside up

151. What's up? the ceiling

152. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? fish...

153. What does this -> .dm I'm confused...

154. Blondes or brunettes? blue! could care less

155. Push or pull? pull

156. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? haha...if I want 2 be difficult

157. Do you even read those door things? no

158. What does? what doesnt? right...

159. Are you scared of frogs? only stuffed ones that come back to life

160. What was your first word? ? horsie

161. What was your first phrase? don't know

162. What can you not pronounce? i can pronouce everything

163. Did you know my phone just rang? of course

164. Is your phone ringing? no, but your's is

165. What's your phone number? 619 not that easy

166. Do you eat your toe-nails? sick no

167. WalMart or Kmart? Walmart, isn't Kmart dead?

168. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Jim, mariah's a nutcase

169. How many REAL push-ups can you do? haha...15?

170. How many fake push-ups can you do? a lot

171. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now?Nope

172. Does your bike have 2 wheels? yes...

173. Are they flat? no

174. Can you do a hand-stand? badly

175. Front or back? huh?

176. Walk backwards for 5 steps. I can run backwards!

177. Are you on fire right now? I don't think so...

178. Sprite or 7-up? they're the same

179. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? Root Beer

180. Bambi or Thumper? Bambi

181. Do you think Flower is hot? no...

182. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? maybe...is everyone else doing it?

183. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? sorry...nope

184. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? sad...very sad

185. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? no

186. Is your left pinky right-handed? sometimes

187. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=green

188. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but
they were out, how many apples would you have? 2 bananas

 

1. What brand of toothpaste? Crest Vanilla Mint... It rocks.

2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? Separate

3. What Brands? Suave .. The cheap stuff.

4. Do spiders scare you? No

5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? Uh? I pull them up..I think.

6. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)? BC

7. Do you know Donald Duck's middle name? "Fucking"

8. Favorite colour? Off white.

9. Summer footwear: Sandals

10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? Bananas

11. Lefty or righty? Ambidextrous, but mostly lefty.

12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? empty

13. Bleh or blah? Ugh

14. What do you like about yourself? I got nothin'

15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? Ok..

16. Do you sing in the shower? No, but I do write music there..

17. Do you talk to your pet? Yeah

18. Do you talk to yourself? Yes, but it always leads to an argument

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? Oh Hell No

20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? I call him "Crackhead"

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? No

22. Do you have 11 toes? Nope

23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? Too many to mention

24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? I doubt it

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? Yes

26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Foghorn Leghorn

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? I'd do him

28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girll? Yes

29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? I would'nt wear it, but "Hooker Red" always gets my attention

30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? No, I'm ususally too spazzed out to know what I'm doing.

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picure
day? I did.

32. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? No, I thought they would kill me

33. How do you take mascara off? Licking her eyelids

34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? Is that all she's wearing?

35. What is your favorite holiday? Christmas

36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? Wear would I be wearing it?

37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? Gum

38. M&MS or Skittles? M&M's Peanut butter ones...

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? when she was alive..

40. What is 1+1? 11

41. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: Carmen Electra

42. How old are you? 39

43. How old do you WANT to be? 100

44. Where do you live? Elizabethtown Pa

45. Where do you want to go? Bed

46. Who do you want to meet? I kinda like that Rachel Dratch chick from SNL.

47. Do you like Kool-Aid? Yes.. Green

48. Does pine-sol smell good? No

49. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Peperoni, sausage, bacon, hamburger

50. Do you like toast? Yes

51. Do you still carve pumpkins? Yes

52. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? My daughter does.

53. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? Yes

54. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? Yes

55. Clear or colored? Clear

56. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? Pork

57. Where is your hand right NOW?on the keyboard

58. What is better: that

59. Okay or O'tay? 'k

60. French poodle or french kiss? French toast

61. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? yes

62. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? no

63. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? yes

64. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? yes

65. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? No

66. Have you ever used colored white-out? no

67. What do you think of Smurfette? I'd hit it

68. What is your favorite book? On the road - Jack Kerouac

69. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love
sound? English

70. Salmon or Cod? Cod

71. Crab or Lobster? Crabster

72. What sounds better: up or down? Up

73. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways

74. Ok, NOW where is your hand? which one?

75. Describe the best day of your life. 6/6/2000 My daughter was born.

76. Broom or mop? Raggmopp

77. What is your favorite word? C'mon baby

78. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. Thank you

79. What is your full name? Michael Anthony Smith

80. What do you wish your name was? Fletch

81. Describe your most embarrassing moment. My failed attempt at stand up comedy

82. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? Yours

83. Are your feet the same size? 13 E

84. Cassettes or CDs? Cd's or 8 tracks

85. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? no

86. What are your Christmas traditions? Not watching the Grinch

87. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? rip

88. Are you bored? No

89. Do you like onions? Yes

90. What would you name your band, if you had one? Grantham.. I've been their guitarist since 1989. We don't play much anymore...

91. Have you ever worn a dress? No but i've taken a few off..

92. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will
hear you? Not here...

93. Frogs or toads? Yes

94. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? No

95. 8 or 3? 4

96. How long can you hula-hoop for? can't

97. Who is awesome? Joe Walsh

98. Do you love me now? Who?

99. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? Another birthday

100. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? Yes

101. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? No

102. Are you going to name your son Elvis? Nope

103. If not, what? Ringo

104. What about your daughter? Abbey

105. Do you read tabloids? No

106. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? What's on the paper?

107. Do you like cotton candy? Not for dinner

108. Favorite food? Pizza

109. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Look for the ticket

110. Ribbed or plain? Free

111. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? Boom acka lacka lacka boom

112. Apple pie or cherry pie? cherry

113. Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi

114. Strawberry or Vanilla? Yes

115. Favourite movie? today.. Kill Bill 2

116. Favourite Actor? Morgan Freeman

117. Favourite Actress? Angelina Jolie

118. Cheerios or corn flakes? Count Chocula

119. Panty hose or thigh-highs? thigh highs... sexy..

120. Do you shave your legs? No

121. Midnight or mid-day? Midnight

122. Hope or Billy? Lisa Rinna!! Billy all the way!!

123. Cottonball or Q-tip? Q tip

124. Dry or lubricated? Lube it up

125. Fast or slow? Slow

126. Hard or soft? Um..... we'll have to talk...

127. Yogurt or ice-cream? Yogurt

128. Spoon or fork? Spork

129. Are you crying right now? No

130. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Blowjobs (I liked that answer)

131. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? me giving myself the bird.

132. Look to your left, what do you see? My guitar case

133. Look to your right, what do you see? The kitchen

134. Who is at your house right now? everyone

135. Are your legs crossed right now? No

136. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? yes

137. Favourite song? Tend my garden by the James Gang

138. Boxers or briefs? Briefs

139. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Doublemint

140. Do you like to fish? No

141. Is your grandpa cool? I think he was..

142. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? No

143. Do you snore? Yes

144. Describe how your breath smells right now. It could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon

145. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis.".................

146. Does it taste good? Yeah.. 'want some?

147. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? yes

148. Do you chew on pens/pencils? No

149. Acting class or class act? Class clown

150. Upside-down or downside-up? Upside down

151. What's up? Just fuckin' off...

152. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? Some of Fallen Fairy's posts....

153. What does this -> .dm Dave Matthews...... I think

154. Blondes or brunettes? Redheads

155. Push or pull? Pull

156. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? No

157. Do you even read those door things? No

158. What does? what doesnt? I know!

159. Are you scared of frogs? Only 7 foot ones...

160. What was your first word? Stratocaster

161. What was your first phrase? Turn it up

162. What can you not pronounce? qwertyuiop

163. Did you know my phone just rang? Yes

164. Is your phone ringing? No

165. What's your phone number? About "that" long

166. Do you eat your toe-nails? No, i prefer others..

167. WalMart or Kmart? KMart

168. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Harry Carey

169. How many REAL push-ups can you do? 0

170. How many fake push-ups can you do? 6 billion

171. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? Yes

172. Does your bike have 2 wheels? Yes

173. Are they flat? Flatter than a pancake

174. Can you do a hand-stand? Yes

175. Front or back? front

176. Walk backwards for 5 steps.

177. Are you on fire right now? Yeah, how did you know?

178. Sprite or 7-up? Slice

179. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? DrP

180. Bambi or Thumper? Thumper

181. Do you think Flower is hot? Yes

182. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Pro'lly

183. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? Am I paying him, or is he paying me?

184. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? pro'lly

185. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? no

186. Is your left pinky right-handed? no

187. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? W

188. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but
they were out, how many apples would you have? 0

 

all of them, cuz i stole them all....that's why they were out, duh

 

i'll get right on that

 

Donald Fauntleroy Duck

 

Only 187 questions left.

 

Yeah, this was ridiculously long, but I was ridiculously bored and didn't have anything else to be entertained by.

1. What brand of toothpaste? um...dunno

2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? separate

3. What Brands? Fructis

4. Do spiders scare you? nope

5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up?dont wear any

6. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)? Garfield, Mother Goose and Grimm

7. Do you know Donald Duck's middle name? Fred?

8. Favorite colour? orange

9. Summer footwear: skin

10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? apples

11. Lefty or righty? bothy

12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? full

13. Bleh or blah? bleh

14. What do you like about yourself? everything

15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? i DO wear taz boxers

16. Do you sing in the shower? occasionally

17. Do you talk to your pet? yeah

18. Do you talk to yourself? yes

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? i dont have one

20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? nope...never seen him/her

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? yep

22. Do you have 11 toes? no but my cousin does

23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? um...can i bum a cigarette? Is your name (insert name here)

24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? id use it but not buy it

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? not if i had to pay for it

26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? mouse

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? sure

28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girll? i have before

29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? dark purple

30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? yeah

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picure
day? i dont let the school take my picture...i tell them the camera steals my soul

32. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? yeah...the green ones tasted the best

33. How do you take mascara off? i dont wear it

34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? probably not

35. What is your favorite holiday? halloween

36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? yeah

37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? gummis

38. M&MS or Skittles? mandms

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? no...i dont talk to her in private

40. What is 1+1? 42

41. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: um......

42. How old are you? 16

43. How old do you WANT to be? 18

44. Where do you live? Boonies, Iowa

45. Where do you want to go? Sarasota or Key West

46. Who do you want to meet? Ziggy

47. Do you like Kool-Aid? yep

48. Does pine-sol smell good? yep

49. What are your favorite pizza toppings? um...sause and cheese and pepperoni and occasionally pineapple

50. Do you like toast? yep

51. Do you still carve pumpkins? yep

52. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? yeah

53. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? yep

54. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? nope

55. Clear or colored? huh?

56. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? bubble gum

57. Where is your hand right NOW? in your pants!...no actually its on the keyboard

58. What is better: butter

59. Okay or O'tay? k

60. French poodle or french kiss? kiss...they taste better

61. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? nope

62. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? huh?

63. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? yeah but they dont know i know...otherwise id have to buy them presents

64. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? not all of them

65. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? no but my aunt and uncle do

66. Have you ever used colored white-out? didnt know it existed

67. What do you think of Smurfette? shes hot

68. What is your favorite book? angels and demons or kushiels dart

69. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love
sound? fabulous

70. Salmon or Cod? salmon

71. Crab or Lobster? crab

72. What sounds better: up or down? up

73. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sidewards

74. Ok, NOW where is your hand? on the mouse

75. Describe the best day of your life. the day my brothers were born

76. Broom or mop? mop

77. What is your favorite word? kneesh

78. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question.

79. What is your full name? purplemonkeydishwasher

80. What do you wish your name was? rayne

81. Describe your most embarrassing moment.

82. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? norbert

83. Are your feet the same size? yep

84. Cassettes or CDs? 8tracks

85. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? not one that i know of

86. What are your Christmas traditions? we dont have any

87. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut?tear

88. Are you bored? yep

89. Do you like onions? nope

90. What would you name your band, if you had one? either tameto phlegm or the mentally disturbed minority authority (MDMA)

91. Have you ever worn a dress? yeah

92. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will
hear you?
yeah
93. Frogs or toads?
frogs
94. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11?
no
95. 8 or 3?
8
96. How long can you hula-hoop for?
3.15159 seconds
97. Who is awesome?
me
98. Do you love me now?
yep
99. On your last birthday, what did you wish for?
a keg
100. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem?
the what?
101. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house?
no
102. Are you going to name your son Elvis?
no
103. If not, what?
no
104. What about your daughter?
no
105. Do you read tabloids?
no
106. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it?
very slim
107. Do you like cotton candy?
yep
108. Favorite food?
fudgesickles, pizza
109. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?
buy a store on duvall street
110. Ribbed or plain?
neither
111. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"?
skittle...fred
112. Apple pie or cherry pie?
apple
113. Pepsi or Coke?
pepsi
114. Strawberry or Vanilla?
strawberry
115. Favourite movie?
Mulan, How High, Dogma,
116. Favourite Actor?
Fred Flinstone
117. Favourite Actress?
Wilma Flinstone
118. Cheerios or corn flakes?
cheerios with honey
119. Panty hose or thigh-highs?
thigh highs
120. Do you shave your legs?
occasionally
121. Midnight or mid-day?
night
122. Hope or Billy?
billy
123. Cottonball or Q-tip?
qtip
124. Dry or lubricated?
lube
125. Fast or slow?
depends
126. Hard or soft?
depends
127. Yogurt or ice-cream?
icecream
128. Spoon or fork?
spoon
129. Are you crying right now?
yeah
130. Tootsie pops or blowpops?
tootsie
131. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see?
some permenant marker that didnt wash off
132. Look to your left, what do you see?
washer and dryer
133. Look to your right, what do you see?
bookshelf
134. Who is at your house right now?
mom, sis, brothers, cat, and some bugs
135. Are your legs crossed right now?
im sitting on my foot
136. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now?
nope
137. Favourite song?
greeneyed lady
138. Boxers or briefs?
boxers
139. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint?
big red
140. Do you like to fish?
yep
141. Is your grandpa cool?
yep
142. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories?
nope
143. Do you snore?
yep
144. Describe how your breath smells right now.
i cant smell it...but it tastes like an ashtray
145. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis."
matilda
146. Does it taste good?
yep
147. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?
lick
148. Do you chew on pens/pencils?
yep
149. Acting class or class act?
both
150. Upside-down or downside-up?
downside up
151. What's up?
the ceiling
152. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of?
sex
153. What does this -> .dm
huh?
154. Blondes or brunettes?
brunettes
155. Push or pull?
pull
156. If a door says pull, do you automatically push?
yep
157. Do you even read those door things?
nope
158. What does? what doesnt?
huh?
159. Are you scared of frogs?
nope...they taste good
160. What was your first word?
peace
161. What was your first phrase?
ill stab your eyes out if you take my cookie
162. What can you not pronounce?
suspicious
163. Did you know my phone just rang?
yeah....i just called you
164. Is your phone ringing?
yep
165. What's your phone number?
712-330-5164
166. Do you eat your toe-nails?
nope
167. WalMart or Kmart?
kmart./...walmarts a cult
168. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey?
jim
169. How many REAL push-ups can you do?
none
170. How many fake push-ups can you do?
none
171. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now?
yeah right, im dead now
172. Does your bike have 2 wheels?
nope
173. Are they flat?
nope
174. Can you do a hand-stand?
nope
175. Front or back? front

176. Walk backwards for 5 steps.

177. Are you on fire right now?
yep
178. Sprite or 7-up?
7up
179. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper?
mug
180. Bambi or Thumper?
thumper
181. Do you think Flower is hot?
damn right
182. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
for a dollar
183. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5?
yep
184. Do you know there are people who would do that for free?
yep...me
185. Umm. can you count how many questions are left?
42
186. Is your left pinky right-handed?
im confused
187. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=?
four
188. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but
they were out, how many apples would you have? none

 

1. What brand of toothpaste? Aqua Fresh

2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? separate

3. What Brands? Herbal Essences

4. Do spiders scare you? nope

5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? pull

6. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)? Non Sequitor

7. Do you know Donald Duck's middle name? Yes i do. Should I tell it here?

8. Favorite colour? kelly green or turquoise. I love the blues and greens

9. Summer footwear: sandals or barefoot

10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? apples

11. Lefty or righty? kinda ambidextrous in most things, but I guess I tend to write with my right hand more than my left

12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? either way, let's top it off, shall we?

13. Bleh or blah? blah

14. What do you like about yourself? funny, but this is a tough one to answer

15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? I'm assuming you're speaking of teh Tazmanian Devil? if so, then I own a pair. HA!

16. Do you sing in the shower? I sing, hum, and beat box. too hard to whistle in the shower

17. Do you talk to your pet? since I don't have one, I have to talk to other people's pets

18. Do you talk to yourself? all the time

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? hell no

20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? no

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? no

22. Do you have 11 toes?no

23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? so, would you like to fuck or should I apologize?

24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? if there was a need for it

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? depends on what ANYTHING is

26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Bugs is funnier

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? he's dispicable

28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girll? no, but I might write her a song

29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? wore black many years ago

30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? not really

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picure
day? I wouldn't ned that type of excuse to skip school. I'd skip with or without the zit

32. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? no

33. How do you take mascara off? I don't know

34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? I'm not sure. I prefer no makeup on women

35. What is your favorite holiday? St. Patrick's Day

36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? dunno

37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? neither

38. M&MS or Skittles? M&M

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? yes

40. What is 1+1? 7

41. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: rupaul

42. How old are you? 30

43. How old do you WANT to be? 21

44. Where do you live? Seattle

45. Where do you want to go? Amsterdam, Ring of Kerry (Eire), and Berkeley CA

46. Who do you want to meet? I can think of quite a few people here in these forums, but won't mention name without permission

47. Do you like Kool-Aid? I'l drink it if it's offered to me, but it's not anythign I would make an effort to obtain

48. Does pine-sol smell good? I've smelled worse

49. What are your favorite pizza toppings? cheese is up at the top of that list

50. Do you like toast? sure

51. Do you still carve pumpkins? yup

52. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? no

53. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? yes

54. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? yes

55. Clear or colored? huh?

56. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? last time was some citrus stuff

57. Where is your hand right NOW? fondling my balls? they're typing, duh.

58. What is better:

59. Okay or O'tay? only buckwheat can say o'tay

60. French poodle or french kiss? I know someone who would choose both.

61. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? not exactly. I think they're 3.5 x 1.75 or something like that

62. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? I do and I know how to use it

63. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? y

64. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? y

65. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? n

66. Have you ever used colored white-out? n

67. What do you think of Smurfette? oversexed. the poor smurf is all smurfed out. give her a smurfin break already

68. What is your favorite book? my book of Irish folklore

69. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love
sound? sounds perfect

70. Salmon or Cod? neither

71. Crab or Lobster? neither

72. What sounds better: up or down? if youre talking moods, up. otherwise, they both sound good, especially in repetition

73. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways

74. Ok, NOW where is your hand? same place as it was before

75. Describe the best day of your life. still waiting for it to happen

76. Broom or mop? depends on the mess in question

77. What is your favorite word? kumquat

78. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question.

79. What is your full name? Brian Patrick Reilly

80. What do you wish your name was? Ricardo Montalban, but someone already took that name.

81. Describe your most embarrassing moment. brother catching me with a cock in my mouth

82. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? Ectal

83. Are your feet the same size? one is wider than the other

84. Cassettes or CDs? umm... no brainer.

85. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? I watch it every year

86. What are your Christmas traditions? Decorating the house, tree, yard. Christmas Eve service. opening gifts with mom and dad. big family dinner. upset stomach and heartburn.

87. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? tear

88. Are you bored? very

89. Do you like onions? sure do

90. What would you name your band, if you had one? Technicolor Yawn

91. Have you ever worn a dress? just the other night

92. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will
hear you? y

93. Frogs or toads? F

94. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? never heard of

95. 8 or 3? 3 is the magic number

96. How long can you hula-hoop for?2 seconds

97. Who is awesome? Barney Fife

98. Do you love me now? I'd love you more if there weren't so many questions

99. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? a bj. didn't get it.

100. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? unfortunately

101. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? usually a party at someone else's house. I tend to hang with the wives during the game.

102. Are you going to name your son Elvis? never

103. If not, what? I like the name Declan

104. What about your daughter? I'd have to think about that one a little more.

105. Do you read tabloids? n

106. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? depends on what's on the paper

107. Do you like cotton candy? not really

108. Favorite food? teriyaki chicken

109. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? pee my pants due to the shock of winning

110. Ribbed or plain? ribbed, for her pleasure

111. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? mmm... I enjoy a good scat.

112. Apple pie or cherry pie? apple

113. Pepsi or Coke? coke

114. Strawberry or Vanilla? strawberry

115. Favourite movie? Casablanca

116. Favourite Actor? Ewan McGregor

117. Favourite Actress? Ziyi Zhang

118. Cheerios or corn flakes? Corn flakes

119. Panty hose or thigh-highs? thigh highs

120. Do you shave your legs? n

121. Midnight or mid-day? mid day

122. Hope or Billy? ???

123. Cottonball or Q-tip? q-tip

124. Dry or lubricated? lubed

125. Fast or slow? slow

126. Hard or soft? depends on what we're talking about

127. Yogurt or ice-cream? yogurt

128. Spoon or fork? fork

129. Are you crying right now? I got something in my eye

130. Tootsie pops or blowpops? neither

131. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? my middle finger on my right hand

132. Look to your left, what do you see? burlap bag promoting a brand of Cannibis

133. Look to your right, what do you see? about 500 CDs

134. Who is at your house right now? bro and his gf (roomies)

135. Are your legs crossed right now? n

136. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? y

137. Favourite song? Sexual Healing as played by Ben Harper

138. Boxers or briefs? boxers

139. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? big red

140. Do you like to fish? n

141. Is your grandpa cool? they're dead

142. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? n

143. Do you snore? y

144. Describe how your breath smells right now. probably smells like apples since I've been drinking fresh cider for a while.

145. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." Alexis

146. Does it taste good? kinda tangy

147. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? jizz

148. Do you chew on pens/pencils? no, just stick them in my ear

149. Acting class or class act? I loved my acting class

150. Upside-down or downside-up? upside down, but only because it's a song by Diana Ross

151. What's up? hard dicks and helicopters

152. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? Shere Kahn from the Jungle Book

153. What does this -> .dm ???

154. Blondes or brunettes? you forgot redheads.

155. Push or pull? push

156. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? no

157. Do you even read those door things? no

158. What does? what doesnt?

159. Are you scared of frogs? n

160. What was your first word? dada

161. What was your first phrase? not sure

162. What can you not pronounce? can't pronounce some of those clicking sounds in various african languages

163. Did you know my phone just rang? you have seven days

164. Is your phone ringing? no

165. What's your phone number? 911

166. Do you eat your toe-nails? n

167. WalMart or Kmart? neither

168. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? jim

169. How many REAL push-ups can you do? more than one

170. How many fake push-ups can you do? more than one

171. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? I would be if I actually did it

172. Does your bike have 2 wheels? I don't have a bike

173. Are they flat? n/a

174. Can you do a hand-stand? n

175. Front or back? front

176. Walk backwards for 5 steps.

177. Are you on fire right now? only my loins

178. Sprite or 7-up? 7up

179. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? mug

180. Bambi or Thumper? thmper

181. Do you think Flower is hot? flower stinks

182. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? not after that last time.

183. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? I think it'd take a lot more than that before I got near his feet

184. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? sad, but true

185. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? y

186. Is your left pinky right-handed? y

187. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=?

188. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but
they were out, how many apples would you have? none

 

You know, I filled all of that out...and no one will probably ever read it...kind of sucks.

 

I wont even read it to answer it. If MyMindy filled it out I would read it.