Here I am now to entertain you

I start with juggling a coconut.

 

i want a refund

 

So you're juggling a coconut, okay...then what?

 

I do not want you near me.

 

Then I open the coconut with a machette whilst juggling it.

 

only one coconut?

 

i'm sticking my tongue out at you really hard and mean like

 

Yes.

 

Dude, if you keep being negative like that I call out my bodyguards to knock you down and throw you out.

 

Hmmm, now are you going to share the coconut or eat it all yourself?

 

won't be the first time.. then i'll have to protest outside with a big "coconut abuser!" sign

 

I let the juices flow and share the meat.

 

I think not, security will confiscate your sign and lock you up in their basement.

 

Flowing juices and sharing meat, eh? Sounds kinky.

 

fine with me

i've gotta go down there and get my laundry anyways

 

Well, share some of those girls that you get just by snapping your fingers like Fonzie.....

 

Oh my god, I never even thought of it that way.
Now that we are on the subject anyway we might as well continue.

 

It could be entertaining I suppose.

 

I know a guy who used to do that for tourists...he is from Trinidad....

And he is missing part of a finger because of it...no joke..

 

Well then, get those juices running!