HELP! things to tell someone who wants your whoohoo and you don't want their penis

I'm always very very VEEEERY stuck with that one... they wanna innitiate sex... and I'm like... um not thanks... WHAT DO I SAY THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A ****? (and I won't say nun, cause in general, what occurs before is very un-nunly)

 

would something like "HAHA you are not NEARLY good enough for me!" be out of the question?

I think I remember hoping some girls would be happy with a fingering and then skip off into the sunset to get a lollypop

ande there is always "I am not emotionally available for a relationship right now"

 

Say you have AIDS, Herpes Simplex 7, Hepatitis A, C & E.

 

"i'm a candidate for nunhood and soon to take vows"

 

lol I tried the AIDS thing once and the guy was like: "no, you look too good to have AIDS, just tell me I'm small, I'll fuck you with your dildo if you want".

I RAN AWAY

 

It would suck if the guy said it's okay cause he has AIDS too.

 

yeah, like, couples who both have aids have no issue ever going to trader clubs and shit... everybody's already sick... so who cares?

wait that's what you call those places where people trade partners, right?

 

"I'm on my period" is simple and it works.

 

swingers clubs

 

yeah but then when you have to cut them off... cause you NEVER wanna fuck them... it's hard, especially if you see them everyday... sometimes I wish I was invisible and that I could fly

 

oh, right

 

How about being open and honest:

"I'm not going to have sex with you tonight, I'm not going to have sex withyou tomorrow night, I'm not going to ever have sex with you. But we can still be friends, right?"

I've used that a few times. It tends to make women cry. But how dare they assume I'm just some piece of meat. And how dare they assume you are.

 

Just tell them you decided your gay, or strait for that matter.

 

"No." always works, well... most of the time.

 

lol I wish just "no" worked... usually they think I'm just teasing

 

then you repeat it it more firmly until they understand you, its the adult thing to do
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Say "No." in a really bitchy straight forward tone.

...then walk away.

If they follow... kick them in the balls.

 

lol did I mention I didn't wanna seem like a ****?

 

Saying "No" does not make you a ****.

Anyhow why does not seeming like a **** matter when you are dealing with some guy you probably barely know whose entire purpose for the night is getting into your pants?

 

true... I'll try the bitchy no