Jesus Tap Dancin' Chrizist people! I just moved back to my hometown and got hooked up with an employment agency that a member of my dad's parish owns. He offered me a job working at Rome Tool and Die Co. that pays like $10 p/h for working 4pm-2am and it has great benefits. It's metal working (which is a skill I was going to school to get a degree in until just last week) and I was told that I was guaranteed employment if I passed a Standardized Educational Assesment Test. If you have a 9th grade level of education or above, you're hired! Well, I called the employment agency to check on my scores and they said that I "did good on [my] test," and that I had to come in tomorrow to fill out some tax info............ AND.............. GO THROUGH A DRUG SCREEN!!! I haven't smoked pot in like two weeks and it was shitty pot at that, but I did take a resin hit outta my late Uncle's old bong yesterday b/c I thought the coast was clear, ya dig? I didn't see any smoke come out (fortunately?), but that's not all.... I also have a prescription for these meds: Adderall, Ambien, Xanax, and my Aunt gave me some of her .5 mg Klonopin tabs to help me sleep since even 10 mgs of Ambien doesn't help me sleep more than 5 hours. I know that's a lot of meds, and I know that at least Adderall will show up on a standard test, but what the fuck do I tell whoever it is who's gonna look at my piss or whatever? "Hi, I'm Mac. How much is it gonna cost for you to "pass" my piss?" Also, what all should I drink/not drink or eat so that my piss will pass, and how much should I eat/drink? I'm 5'8", I drink lots of coke, I have a high metabolism, and I don't eat that much. I weigh 145 lbs (mostly muscle), and I also have a slightly enlarged prostate that's simply going to add to the problem of having to piss while someone watches... Yes, I'm bladder-shy.... Can I use any of these excuses to exempt myself, or is there any other way out of this creepy lil' nightmare? HELP!!!