Help!!! Test TOMORROW!

Jesus Tap Dancin' Chrizist people!

I just moved back to my hometown and got hooked up with an employment agency that a member of my dad's parish owns. He offered me a job working at Rome Tool and Die Co. that pays like $10 p/h for working 4pm-2am and it has great benefits. It's metal working (which is a skill I was going to school to get a degree in until just last week) and I was told that I was guaranteed employment if I passed a Standardized Educational Assesment Test. If you have a 9th grade level of education or above, you're hired!

Well, I called the employment agency to check on my scores and they said that I "did good on [my] test," and that I had to come in tomorrow to fill out some tax info............ AND.............. GO THROUGH A DRUG SCREEN!!!

I haven't smoked pot in like two weeks and it was shitty pot at that, but I did take a resin hit outta my late Uncle's old bong yesterday b/c I thought the coast was clear, ya dig? I didn't see any smoke come out (fortunately?), but that's not all.... I also have a prescription for these meds: Adderall, Ambien, Xanax, and my Aunt gave me some of her .5 mg Klonopin tabs to help me sleep since even 10 mgs of Ambien doesn't help me sleep more than 5 hours. I know that's a lot of meds, and I know that at least Adderall will show up on a standard test, but what the fuck do I tell whoever it is who's gonna look at my piss or whatever?

"Hi, I'm Mac. How much is it gonna cost for you to "pass" my piss?"

Also, what all should I drink/not drink or eat so that my piss will pass, and how much should I eat/drink? I'm 5'8", I drink lots of coke, I have a high metabolism, and I don't eat that much. I weigh 145 lbs (mostly muscle), and I also have a slightly enlarged prostate that's simply going to add to the problem of having to piss while someone watches... Yes, I'm bladder-shy.... Can I use any of these excuses to exempt myself, or is there any other way out of this creepy lil' nightmare? HELP!!!

 

well first,the amount of weed you smoked you should be fine, and if you have a script for the adderall they cant do anything because your suppose to take it(if it was given by a doctor and they wont hire you becasue of the fact you take it for a illness, you can sue them casue you have ADD or ADHD or what ever the reason and you have to take adderall and because of that they wont hire you) the rest of the pills arnt testest for in a standerd drug test so they wont cheack for them, so dude in my opinion you should be fine,just drink water and dont smoke weed.

 

And they shouldn't be watching you pee for a standard employment drug test.


And they will ask you what prescription drugs you are on. I would tell the tester any of them you think work wouldn't get upset about.

Two weeks might be OK for the pot if you're not a heavy user. It wouldn't be enough time for me.

If really desperate, get some clean urine from somebody, anybody and preheat it before going in. They will test the temperature of the urine, so you might experiment with getting it warm and keeping it that way in your pants before you go.

I'm sorry for you, these tests SUCK.

 

Well, I've pretty much quit smoking weed with only a few rare exceptions, and i mean rare.... Like two weeks ago I finished the dime of shwag that I got two or three days before I left PC... That mess lasted till the 15th maybe? I tried gettin' some resin hits and shit since then, but they were all futile efforts... I was only smoking once a day at night, and I had a "smokin' buddy" for most of it, so hopefully my high metabolism and low BMI will help me out... I've also been workin outside (my dad says if I'm "home," I'm gonna be workin) and this Georgia heat has been makin' me sweat like a river... and I'm one of those dudes who sweats most of the day anyways... not to mention that my adderall shoulda helped push some out according the the "Almighty Erowid" I upped my dose to help me get all this moving/job shit accomplished, and I can certainly feel the metabolic rate of my GI tract and sweat glands both working overtime. I'm a low-fat, sweaty little man... what can I say... maybe that's why I have such a high tolerance to almost every drug known to man... I'm just crappin'/pissin'/ and sweatin' it all out at super-sonic speed! Oh well... if I fail... at least I can pull some weight with the man who owns the company... When your dad's a minister and he just married this guy to a new woman, and when you know for a fact that he's still running around chasin' the ladies... Not to mention that he was divorced 4 moths ago for cheating on the daughter of another church member who's daddy owns a very fine gun store... Something tells me the politics of the situation will work out in my favor... Dude's already in enough hot water with the congregation, and while they all know I ain't no saint, I know my standing as the "preacher's kid" and I know that they expect me to make "mistakes" and have a lil' fun... Hopefully a lil' THC won't lead to a big problem with a guy who I actually have enjoyed getting to know... If it does... well, that's when I go to the mob... the Westminster Presbyterian Church mob...

 

Sounds like you might pass the test anyway. Let us know how you did, OK?