Help Please!!

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  1. Hitsfromthebong

    Hitsfromthebong Member

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    I took a UA today for the city I live in. They are sending it into the lab so they are getting very accurate results. I got a job as a lifeguard at the local swimming pool and they needed people really bad, but the city has to screen everyone first. So it's been 10 days since I smoked (I'm not a heavy smoker) I smoke occasionally maybe once a month or so. I smoked maybe twice or three times in the last month, Hash and some bud, maybe a little res. Do you think I'll pass?I've been working out for the last 3 months very hard and ahve lost about 30lbs so my metabolism is kicked in pretty hard, I drink at least 2 big glasses of water a day.
    Please any help would be great!


    Also... Do you think if I fail I would be able to take another one?
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    You probably didn't pass it if you didn't prepare for it in any way (drinking extra water before the test).

    But who knows... it seems rather circumstantial. I've had friends who passed a test after smoking the day before and barely doing anything to clean their system out, while others who didn't smoke for a couple of weeks, cleaned their system out, and still failed.
     
  3. Hitsfromthebong

    Hitsfromthebong Member

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    Yeah and when I pissed I hadn't fucking pissed all day. It was yellow as hell.... Truly the piss test was very unexpected.
     
  4. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    my bet is that you will fail
     
  5. Hitsfromthebong

    Hitsfromthebong Member

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    ahahha you all suck.... I passed! It was sent to a lab to and they got all the levels and everything everything was a perfect 0.
     
  6. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    ^^ good, now go enjoy minimum wage.
     
  7. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    Fuck that noise^

    Congrats on passing your drug test lol
    My friends are lifeguards and they seem to enjoy it
     
  8. [BDM]Starscream

    [BDM]Starscream Member

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    ^ LOL.

    Scares like that are pretty tense. I found out just yesterday my new job doesn't test EVER :D
     
  9. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    You can't say the word "fuck" to me until you surpass my post count.

    Like that thing that orison posted says

    "the bigger your post count, the bigger your penis is".

    Or something lol. :p
     
  10. Xzei

    Xzei Member

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    ^^^
    Oh shit...
     
  11. Popularity

    Popularity Senior Member

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    I thought you'd pass. 10 days is enough.
     
  12. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    Yeah if you don't smoke much and you had 10 days AND work out the way you do my guess is that you'd of passed. And you did. So cheers all around!
     
  13. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    most lifeguards get paid better than minimum wage.

    FUCK

    and congrats OP
     
  14. [BDM]Starscream

    [BDM]Starscream Member

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    ^ what he said.

    I have friends that life guard on the Air Force base here and make $12/hr, not that I would make a career out of that, but still, decent.
     
  15. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    A_life_guard_on_the_air_force_base_o_O
     
  16. [BDM]Starscream

    [BDM]Starscream Member

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    yea, like the base swimming pool for the kids and shit
     
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