Help plaz with dredlkosk!

Hey hippies.

Ive been lurking thisforum for a day and decided I WANTZ DREADZQARS!
I have a few quesations I need anwsered though.



1. my hair is 2metres long. Should I grow it for another year before I start?

2. I know a lady hairdrezzar who will do them for me. I've given her a 300$$ deposit already. She said shes going to do the twist and braid method which seems pretty popularh! I thought this would be a good option as I am looking for real dreadz not not a messy pube nest on my headzor

3.The lady told me to apply wax to my dreadflocks every hour. Is this neccesory?

4. A friend of mine suggested that I should with beer wash them?

5. Can dreadlocks snap?

6. I am 18 and mum said she doesn't warnt dreadwoks in the house. BUT I REALLY! WANt THEM!!! WHAT SHOULdKI! SAY TO HER! AS i REALLU WEANT DREADZZORAH! THEY AREMORE THAN JUST A POILULAR LOOK. THEY ARE A SPURTUAL JOURKNEE!!!!!I!i!I!I!I!IIII!Iiiiii!11oneeleven!

7. Work said fi I GET dreadmops they would execute me with a hammer. Is it worth it?

8. IF I get dreadlocksmith do I become a hippy rasta? I had a friend once who had dreadsars and then he turned into an eahgle?


I JUst realz kneed "you're" help with this.

As you guys seem like a really friendly, accepting, down to earth, not beating around the bush type of community.

Plaz don't flame me. mUm monitors my internest ussage and if she sees rude words she will bannage me from the computer and turn off all of you's internet. DYou Don't want to lose your interneatagghe do you?

THANKS HEAPS GUYS YOU ASRE ALL REALLY GOOD!

I've added a pictura of my hari! Does it look liek is it going to dreazd?xi

 

Arrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh.!!!......................................:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:



Cheers Glen.

 

hahaha

 

Yes it is

 

ohmuigawd you are so hawt! drez are so gr8 barly ne work n'shit. all I did was bakcome and crotket and wax up and just wash with a nylon on.that wrks wonders also use some lockn salt to get em tight.mine are 3 weeks old but peoples say it lukd like i've had them for years.razta 4 life

 

i like you

 

You see now your in bro

 

who ever heard of washing with beer that is just ridiculous

 

Guyz an updat3!

I did a twistnbraide of my ouwn an huor agho or so!
I CAN ALREDY SE RESUTLZ!
ITz loking up rely fast! I mite bcome a rastard

Boob Marlay 4 lyf!I!ii!

 

L to the M to the A to the O

I wonder whose going to respond thinking it's about them?

 

<3

 

fuck you guys you aren't hippies, this is just downright mean to make fun of people who come here assking for advice!!! my two year old brother has helped me more with my dreads and he poops himself! I can't believe I even thought I should get dreads to be cool like you you guys aren't even cool at all!!! I'm cutting of my dreads I don't even want to be a part of this!

ps what faq?

 

hahahaha

 

my friends husband is from columbia and had pretty amazing natural dreads, over there they put beer in their locks apparantly it helps then tighten. I don't think I'd wanna waste beer on my dreads though..

 

:smilielol5:

 

beer is actually super good for your hair. not sure about tightening locks, but it does clean really well.

a company called back to basics makes a beer shampoo that works really well. not sure if they are around anymore as i used to use this years ago.

all i can say is try it.... it makes you feel gooooood

 

in all seriousness, i wouldn't use beer on young locks. it's a bit conditioning, may make knots slip out.

 

lol at this entire thread

 

At night, sneak into her room and stroke her face gently with the broad side of a knife while staring at her with wide open eyes until she wakes up. Then don't say a word and leave the room.

Worked on my mom, she doesn't bother me about anything anymore.