Help name my new ill piece

here's a picture of it... http://gorillaglass.com/images/ceramic%20penis%20bubbler%20black.jpg i have a few ideas for a name: starpower, chocolate pleasure, the mushroom or samuel L Jackson.... what do you guys think of my names? or any suggestions?

 

lance

 

shaft


but that pipe sucks.

 

The Cocksmoker

 

I think if you're a man and you bought that, you're just a homosexual.
If you're a woman and you bought that, then you just need to find yourself a real penis.

 

name it "The Black Cock"

 

i woudn't hit that.

 

The Terminator

 

dude. who would buy that. Id name it Clamidia.

 

FUCK YEAH MAN I GOT 3 OF THOES BITCHES SITTING IN MY ROOOOOM NIGGGGGA uts just waiting for some DSL's to coress it. fuck man i love my penis pipes and yours is sweet too, maby later on we should hook up and compare penis's and maby see how our pipes match up too......


I KILLED BIGGIE SMALLS MUTHA FAWKA

 

yo man you have to admitt you got a chubbah looking at that sexy pic

 

"Mandingo"

 

"dont sit on me"

 

"The Big Hit"

 

thats a good one

 

oh shitt

 

the mandangler

 

johnny eye splatter

 

I wouldn't hit it, but since you already got it.

Call it your big xx inch.

So you can say lets smoke my big xx inch.

suck it bitch!

 

boner.