Help Me With A Punchline

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by rangerdanger, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

    Add a punchline to this---
    I've been arrested so many times that...
    Here's mine:
    I've been arrested so many times that I have my bail bondsman on speed dial.

    Now you.
     
  2. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    "Martin Luther King was the only celebrity who gave more fingerprints than autographs." Dick Gregory

    I've been arresteed so many times that ....
    I'm on a first name basis with the search team.

    I've memorized the jail menu.

    I'm in the coffee club at the jail.
     
  3. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    I've been arrested so many times that my mailing address is at the Hall County Jail holding cell.
     
  4. theshaman

    theshaman Member

    It's good to see that pic again, TopNotch.

    Oh and uh...I've been arrested so many times, I've got a personal squad car to pick me up.
     
  5. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    And it's good to hear your "e-voice" again.
     
  6. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

    i gotta pack mah gat when i go to see mah p.o

    topnotch wtf..u back for the summer or somthin?
     
  7. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

    I've been arrested so many times....
    ...Two more and the next ones free!
     
  8. EnterTheFarside

    EnterTheFarside the cats pajamas

    ive been arrested so many times, the officers call me a smartass if I ask for my rights.
     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    Nah man. I graduated and I'm back for good. What's new man?
     
  10. Dude I saw that fence in that picture. Bonnaroo was sick.
     
  11. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

    chillin, chillin

    good to see u back
     

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