heaven

you don't take shits in heaven.

 

well then fuck jesus in his butthole because i don't want to go to heaven.

 

more room in shit-free heaven for me.

 

But it's so gratifying.

 

i wonder if there will be any niggers in heaven

 

all dogs go to heaven.

 

someone's gotta walk all those dogs, i guess...

 

and there is no dog shit to pick up!

 

jerry says the damnedest things

 

they'll probably still need their anal glands massaged. i'm not doing it. they can drag their asses across the clouds.

 

*smooches* it's cute and harmless when you do it.

 

yup,
especially since i love niggers...

 

remember that tshirt hell tshirt that was all "i hate kikes, spics, crackers, camel jockeys, ragheads, dot heads, etc. ad nauseum...BUT I <3 NIGGERS"

 

i own that shirt

 

I had a really weird feeling earlier.
These words were spinnin round in my head
"what if god was a ******"...

 

do you really? dang. i was gonna buy it for my cousin, the crazy bastard.

 

nonsense. everyone knows he's a kike.

(did i use kike properly? i coulda used hebe, i think, or shylock, but i haven't been around enough jews to recall the proper usage of derrogatory epithets.)

 

just like me

 

so did i use it right?

 

anyhoo, jacking the thead with political bs:

http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/apr/09/obamas-seeking-the-right-church/


they're fucked no matter where they go. they should just convert to buddhism.