Heaven Sucks

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by TheSamantha, Oct 26, 2016.

  1. juggawatta

    juggawatta Love

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    That heaven, no food. It's what we come here on earth for.
     
  2. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    What I can never work out is since the golden gates must have opened a few trillion times since time began and not being on a planet their is no oil.
    How is it that the hinges on the gates have not jammed or fallen apart.
     
  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Dear God.....:anguished:



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  4. I think the Pearly Gates business was just made up. But that's a good point. Oil has its own set of benefits and drawbacks. Come to think of it, what does Heaven have? Maybe it just has super things nobody has to work to create. Though I bet if nobody ever works things get boring too. Some people even like working. Just how do you please everyone?

    Do we still have bodies? If we don't have bodies, how do we communicate? Maybe we're just like...orbs of light and get to travel anywhere we want. People also talk about 40 virgins in Heaven, but I would imagine there's no sexual reproduction in Heaven. I don't know. Maybe Heaven is just completely different and you're left wondering how you even liked anything on Earth.
     
  5. themnax

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    why would a heaven need a gate? i mean, you wouldn't even be there if you weren't meant to be.
     
  6. juggawatta

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    It's a threshold, like walking from one room to another. Or in the instance of heaven, it's movement between one dimension and another. It's symbolized by a physical gate, and might actually have a physical manifestation but ultimately it's a symbol of meaning.

    Your eyes are gates. A gateway. Ears, nostrils, mouth, and all holes down south are also gates.
     
  7. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Heaven has a border wall
     
  8. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    Heaven according to religion is the reward firmly established and always in the future motivating people to be obedient slaves. It's similar to the concept of retirement in modern day culture. Then there's the heaven that you can experience here now. That's totally different.
     

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