I've been stoned since I got back from work on Friday afternoon. I didn't really have any plans for the weekend, so I thought I'd have my first solo Stoneathon. I've enjoyed it a lot, and it's certainly helped my cold. I was showing some signs of it this morning when I put my deer stalker hat on the wrong way round and then couldn't understand why I couldn't see very well. Then I bumped into my boss in the street with his partner who I hadn't met, and I introduced myself as "I'm one of the wasters on the gardening gang". He saw the funny side. I must have been really stoned last night, because I decided to become a vegan.