Have you ever used an internet dating site?

Would never, will never, no , no NO. But Spence, the HF doesn't really count as it's not a dating site, per se, so I wouldn't say you are a hypocrite.

 

Isn't it? What the hell is everybody on here advertising themselves for?

 

I wasn't trying to get laid.

I was trying to get banned.

Instead they made me a mod. And they say this isn't a microcosm of the US...

 

for pure entertainment value red, of course.

it's actually not fitzy's sig making me horny. that's the chick i'm chatting with. but the vibrator is just too suggestive in my heightened state, lol.

 

i wanna see pics

 

We ALL wanna see pics...

 

oops. i think i just scared her off.

 

i do my best

 

Nicely done.

No pics then I guess...

 

tried it, found out there are MANY more crazy women in that bag than in the general one.

 

a friend made a profile for me on cupid.com a few years ago. neither of us were willing to pay for my membership though, and for free the site is pretty much useless, so it got quickly ignored and forgotten.

with a few exceptions, i wouldn't say that most people here are advertising themselves.


that said, any sexy ladies 18-29 looking for some action can give me a call at 555-1242.

 

You sly dog...

 

555? you must be famous. I always hear that number on TV.

 

not famous, i just live on a movie set.

 

AD alert!!!

 

yes.. and never did anything good come of it..

nerve.com still has some interesting things on it.

except when i used craigslist.com ... but thats for everything.

 

because of the internet I met a chick who wanted to eat dog food during sex....


there are scary fucking people out there./

 

Are you fucking serious?uke:

 

hell, as long as she didn't want you to eat dog food during sex...

 

yes.

I wish I weren't.

but, I am.

also, thanks to internet dating I found out that there are people who actually have no interests.

that fuckin' floored me.