Have you ever had an awkward masturbation moment?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by daggere_Flashing, Sep 5, 2013.

  1. I am like any other teenaged boy. I masturbate frequently. I usually spank the monkey about two-three times a day. Once in the morning (once I get out of the shower), when I get home from school, and when I go to bed. Well this morning, like others, I got out of the showere went to my room and started jerking off. I got comfortable and was going at for a few. I cummed and at the same time I came my mother walked right into my room. I quickly put on the clothes nearest to me and hoped she didn't notice. I think she did though. Needless to say that car ride to school was really awkward and very quiet.

    My question is has this ever happened to any of you? Like have you ever been walked in on or had an awkward encounter like this?
     
  2. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    Was walked in on by my grandmother while sitting on the toilet. I dont think she noticed but cant say for sure. Although i used to look at my moms sex studies book from when she went back to school and if anyone was home i would just stick it in the dirty clothes until i can put it away when the coast was clear...im sure someone noticed that it was there at some point.
     
  3. PeAcHFloWeRz

    PeAcHFloWeRz Guest

    I'm not a guy, but I masturbate frequently... especially when I was going through puberty. My mom walked in on me when I was about 15 years old! I was in my bedRoom and thought no one was home. She walked in, screamed "Holly!"in a very disappointed and disgusted tone. Hahaha, needless to say I've never been so embarassed in my life!

    She never mentioned it and we both acted as if nothing happened! I think she tried to block it from her Mind as did I! Haha, it's funny now, but not back then!
     
  4. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

    I got caught by my mother when I was 15 too, lol. xD I think it initially upset her a bit, lol. My poor mom's pretty old-fashioned. But she spoke to my dad about it, and then she and I talked about it, and then in the end she was OK about it. She'd catch me many times after that, and that aspect sort of became part of my teen years, lol. But I think my mom just toughed it out solely for my benefit, and I'm proud of her for that, lol. :p
     
  5. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

    My guess is you werent very good at hide and seek.
     
  6. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

    Well, I've never felt the need to actually HIDE at my own house. I just assumed my mother was asleep. My door was open. That was basically the reason why I got caught. Other times she caught me, she would either simply open the door without knocking or open it right after knocking, which would give me practically no time to cover up what I was doing. Wasn't the end of the world, really.
     
  7. Sk8Guy89

    Sk8Guy89 Guest

    Neve been caught. But have come really close.
     
  8. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

    I was caught once by my Father, who gave me a thorough beating for it (although he was an abusive git, and never even really needed an excuse to give me a beating 'in case' I had done something to deserve it).

    My Mother, on the other hand was the Alpha to his Omega. She was a vocational nurse, with a specialism in children's nursing, and as soon as she noticed the wet patches appearing on my sheets from when I started having wet dreams (although, at first, I didn't realise that's what they were - I thought that for some reason I had started to wet the bed) she started to make sure that I always had an ample supply of hand towels on my bedside cabinet. At first I didn't understand the reason for this, but with hindsight I realised that it was because she was fully aware that it was only a matter of time before I started masturbating & was providing me with the clean up facilities.

    Some years later, I discussed this with my younger brother, and discovered that she had done the same thing for him.

    I believe that, on the whole, Mothers are far more understanding, regarding masturbation, than we give them credit for, and whereas my own Father was a right bastard anyway, if I were to have a son myself, I like to think that when he reached the age of puberty he wouldn't be embarrassed to talk to me about such matters, and not only that, but I would be proud that he had reached such a stage in his life.
     
  9. silk896

    silk896 Member

    Having a 13 year old daughter walk in and observing her mother in full twiddle can be somewhat mortifying. Because parents don't have sex lives!!!
    Even though I was under my bedclothes, there was no chance of disguising it into anything but what it was.
    I "let the dust settle" a bit and had a chat to her about how what she'd seen me doing was firstly something private, but also, something which most people, men and women, do regularly. Masturbation was a completely natural thing and nothing to be ashamed of, but best done privately.
    And that yes, her mother was just a normal human being with the same needs as everyone else.
    I apologized for surprising her, but also for her to respect privacy - my bedroom door was shut.
    And then we moved on.
     
  10. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

    Fortunately, schools are now including a great deal about masturbation and how it's perfectly normal and healthy, both in mind & body in their sex education curriculum, whereas previously (in my day, certainly) the matter was just briefly glanced over, usually in a single line, such as "Sometimes boys like to rub their penises to get a pleasant sensation".

    Previous to that, of course, was the era when it was masturbation was not only taboo, it was portrayed as being a sin, and that by doing so, you would surely go to Hell. There were even anti-masturbation devices you could get for your boys to wear, which looked more like something from a medieval torture chamber - mind you, being really horny (as a pubescent / adolescent would be) & not being able to get some relief through masturbation would, in my view, be classed as torture.
     
  11. toon198122

    toon198122 Member

    Well I was 14 and my grandma walked in right when I came on a naked barbie doll lol looking back it is funny but I was so ashamed and apologized she just sed I should be proud
     
  12. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

    She was happy that you had reached puberty and were becoming a man...
     
  13. Willy Blue

    Willy Blue Senior Member

    Loads, sometimes my dick just does not fancy my right hand !!!!
     
  14. nooneleft

    nooneleft Member

    Um ... caught only once in my life, but it was really awkward as hell! My stepmom came down to get something out of the freezer where my room was and busted me yankin on myself. Then it got REALLY awkward because she asked if I finished yet? Before found my nerve to answer she went down on me til I came, then told me never tell my dad!! Duh.
     

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