Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone taking a dump?

I walked in on a friend of my father's once. He never came back. I'm still traumatized.

 

Once in college, I’m still haunted by it.

 

no, not accidentally.

 

No, but my best mate once walked in on me taking a shit in a bidet (I was mega drunk!!!!!!!!!).

 

and this is why we're stuck wiping our ass with dry paper while the europeans get to rinse themselves clean every time.

 

No.

 

Don't you just hate it when you open a restroom door, and there's a stranger in there who forgot to lock it.

 

I kinda sit there ready with my feet up ready to slam it back in their nose even when I have it locked. And what's with cunts who shake and they can't get in and instead of taking the hint they try 2 or 3 more times. Like fuck off.

 

life happens. i've lived most of my life by myself, so this one hasn't happened often. the functions of nature exist. humans are nuts to imagine we're not a part of it.

 

Yes and as an adult I'm pretty sure the person was dead. Went into a rest stop bathroom. Nothing was locked but I was surprised by a guy sitting there. Did not move or talk and had his eyes open looking right at me. I shut the door and as a kid didn't think dead. But I still remember that moment. Maybe I don't remember right and he was as surprised as me.

 

Nope. I'm normal

 

The last time I was in a long-term mental institution, there was this guy who was sneaking into my room's bathroom and taking huge dumps and not flushing. I walked in on him accidentily and he was doing it naked.

 

Just my dog

 

is this so terribly unusual? growing up in very small towns where most places only had a one holer, if someone forgot to latch the door, it happens.