Have you ever accidentally (on purpose) flashed someone or "bumped" into them?

I think that sometimes a woman has gotten an accidental view of my privates when I've worn shorts. Sometimes when I've been sure that a gf or neighbor truly wants to see me, I've allowed them to accidentally-on-purpose see me. But I'm a beginner compared to most women, who can be expert in "accidentally" bending low to show their cleavage or breasts, and in acting like Sharon Stone, and in walking up behind me and pressing their breast into my arm. I could actually write some long stories relevant to this thread! Unexpected thrills and views really add to my day!

 

when i as younger, i used to where these really shapeless clothes any if i raised my arms and move them in a certain way, my tits would be exposed. but that was backthen so its ok. um.. if that answers your question...

peace

 

Once in a hotel room i was changing pants and naked when the young maid opened the door and stared at me naked, moving her head so she could get a better view....i thought it was so hot that I may have even masturbated.

 

haha nothing willingly ever popped out..
but accidently, oh ya better believe it

 

I managed to expose myself a couple of days ago... but it was by accident, and luckly not in person.

I signed up for a webcam community and joined one of the chat rooms. I was actully naked at the time (inspired by the great people in the 'Bare It' forum), but with the cam pointed at my face. (It was a non-naked/sexual room, but I figured what they could not see would not hurt them).

Anyway, there I was, chatting away, watching other people's cams when I wanted to get a drink - I stood up, streached for a few seconds, but then saw that someone, at that very moment had kicked and banned me from the room..

I was confused, could not understand why I had been kicked from the room, until I glanced at my webcam window and realised that my penis and balls were in full view of my webcam.

I was not errect or anything at the time (like I said, my nakiness was nothing sexual), but I guess someone must have seen me, and so called for me to be kicked... I didn't mean to expose myself, but there you go..

Anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking to it (it's the truth tho.)

 

Once at work I was sitting on a stool (in a coffee shop), and a tremendously, incredibly attractive employee was kinda staring at me. She had an appreciative grin on her face. I checked out the situation. I truly had not flashed her on purpose, but I guess the legs of my shorts were so loose that she got a view ALL the way up my leg. Also: so many times, women have approached me and "accidentally" bumped and kinda rested their breast against my arm. Do women practice this? Are their secret classes for women that men don't know about? I guess practice makes perfect! (I'll add some more, later.)

 

Thanks, everyone! Your experiences are making my day. Please keep 'em coming. I know I have many incidents I could talk about.

 

im a guy, but sometimes when i get an erection and stand up, its really obvious, and sometimes i "bump" into people, like you said, but it's always accidental. Except with my girlfriend of course.

 

haha if I had a penis and had a boner, I would knock things over with it, I would hang stuff on it I would make a sock outfit for it, and put it on when it was saluting..

 

haha not accidentally, my car broke down once and me and my friend flashed some guys to get them to pull over and help.. i realize now that it was idiotic but it worked
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yes yes.. we've all done that before - trust me, it gets boring after a while

 

do you ever smack anyone in the face with it

 

So far.... no. But it can be arranged

 

hehehe
have you ever felt the urge to though...
If i had a wiener, I would have to at least once smack someone in the face with it

 

TBH, I think that if my 'wiener' was that close to someones face, and thay at that point had not run off screaming (or maybe grabbed at it to rip it off or something), then I'd be more interested n putting it in their mouth or something - rather than slap them with it.... but next time I'm in that position, i'll try it and report back to you

 

It doesn't go over well.

 

haha

well there was the guy that I was friends with and he would whip out his penis and slap people with it, haha it was funny at the time cause yeah, i guess immaturity played a roll but if i had a penis, i just would want to smack someone with it just cause i can

and whats TBH..

 

To Be Honest

 

okay..I gotcha...
ya learn something new everyday

 

shoooot, i flash the ups guy everytime he delivers to my house, its fun watching him sweat and stutter, i figure i got the bod why not use it