Have I found the perfect man?

*edit* I'm man hating right now....so if you have a penis don't talk to me. Or lie and say you have a vagina.

 

He has a gf ? So what ? Since when is that a problem ?

 

Sounds like a loser to me.

 

Oh but why ?
he sounds nice to me.

 

I know this might be a shock to some...but I respect the relationship boundaries.

 

So do I. Which doesnt mean people cant break up.

 

Well, that girlfriend will have to go...

 

Because a winner drinks beer any time of day, not coffee. And the perfect man would be drinking whiskey, and beer

 

I love how girls complain a lot about men's infidelity when for every guy who is partaking of a bit on the side, there is a girl banging him with the opinion you just stated.

Tree, about the guy. If you can't agree about a few little paintings, there's gonna be a lot of fights in the long-run, about pizza toppings, TV shows, music etc. And if he looks like lode's and adam's lovechild, I'd be worried that he actually is.

 

I cant agree. You know how I feel about caffeine.

 

No. I'm an alchy....so I need to find someone who stays away from booze. I'm too weak to do it on my own.

 

of course!

Yeah, you must kill her Tree and dispose of the body... Get shovels and some bags, things could get messy...

 

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Would you help me?

 

But in all seriousness, maybe one day they will break up...

My boyfriend I have now had a gf when I had a crush on him and it's crazy because that was in HS and than years after we gradutated I started a job part-time where he worked part-time (I had no idea he worked there either) and he didn't have is gf anymore and so I planted my flag on that SOB

So you never know the way things work out, it's crazy how things in life turn out...

 

of course, how do you think I get rid of all the people I capture and--I already said too much...

 

You should take a picture of that....with the blob on the face of course.

 

How serious is he with the girl? Keep flirting with him unless he's like engaged. Maybe you'll help convince him to break up with her. Hey, breakups happen. And if it doesn't, it wasn't meant to be but flirting is still fun.

 

I wouldn't suggest helping him break up with his gf, that's just bound for disaster and if he is so easily influenced in breaking up with someone based off of someone else, would that be someone you would want to be in a relationship with...

 

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