Have I Broke my Nose?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by mudpuddle, May 21, 2004.

  1. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

    'Cause I walked into this Black Post thing Today...*paranoid* I swear it came from Nowhere...

    So Yeah...the Right Side of my Nose...I can hear and feel it Click...and when I felt the Inside *shifty eyes* there's Like a Hard thing...o_O


    It doesn't Look misshapen...I think I'll just wait till my mother comes Home and ask Her opinion...

  2. halloweenriot

    halloweenriot Member

    Was this "Black Post thing," that you walked into, attached to Al Roker?
    If it was, then your nose is certainly broken.

  3. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

    Who's that?
  4. halloweenriot

    halloweenriot Member

    He's the retarded, obese African American national weatherman for NBC


    He’s also Martin Luther King Jr’s illegitimate son.
  5. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter


    Oh...I think I understand Now...Kinda...Yeah I do...o_O
  6. moonbeam7

    moonbeam7 Member

    Ha Ha LOL!:p
  7. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I think he was the guy that painted the Sistine Chapel, also.
  8. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

    Hah...you Live in some Place called Cowhamshire...
  9. halloweenriot

    halloweenriot Member

    The implication is that you became so excited by Al’s jiggling black whale blubber that you dived right over his belly – heading downstairs. Since you are only used to white guys (or possibly no guys), you didn’t realize that his baseball bat sized black schlong would be in the way, so you cracked your nose on it. Splat! Broken, for sure.

  10. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    SOunds like you got a good basis for a lawsuit.....
  11. makno

    makno Senior Member

    you could have a tiny hairline crack ,,,,i doubt that ....when you break your nose ...you know it !!! ...it starts to realy hurt! and looks a swolen mess. mine came out looking better after a few breaks ...i like it better now!
  12. Althea

    Althea Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I agree, makno. I've broken my nose a couple of times (one time in a car accident the other too stupid to even mention) and each time it REALLY hurts, was swollen, it bled for awhile then turned to just a runny nose, and my nasal passages felt blocked. I also had A LOT of bruising around my nose and eyes.

    Luckily (after each break) when the swelling subsided the fact that I had broken my nose wasn't/isn't really noticable.

    IF you broke it, from the symptoms you describe it's a very minor break (if your nose was smashed against the side of your face now that'd be a different story). In that case it's kinda like breakin' a toe; a doctor can't do anything about it so just take some pain meds if it hurts. Although if it starts hurtin' a lot and you are feeling very stuffed up ya might wanna have it checked out.

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