Have any of you guys or gals have been caught mastubating?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by gamegammy, Jan 6, 2005.

  1. gamegammy

    gamegammy Member

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    By your parents or a friend. What did you do when you were caught?
     
  2. ahimsa

    ahimsa Senior Member

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    Freshman year of college my roommate walked in on me. i managed to get my pants back on before he unlocked the door, but the stupid porno popups gave me away.

    We had only lived together for a few weeks so it was kindof awkward. I just started cracking up and he shook his head, closed the door, and walked away.

    We became good friends over the course of the year and I walked in on him once. pay back's a bitch, but we both crack upover it now.

    Peace
     
  3. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    I've never "mastubated" in my life. I don't even think that's a real word.

    Now, I'm an old hand :p at mastuRbating...

    I've been interrupted before, but never like with my dick in my hand. Anyway, what are ya gonna do...

    What's really fun is when you're intentionally masturbating in front of someone, preferably a hot girl! :D

    -Jeffrey
     
  4. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    not as an adult but my mom said that when I was like 4 I would just lay there and touch myself whenever i got out of the bathtub...weird as I never masturbate now.
     
  5. Al13n

    Al13n Member

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    you should try it sometime lynsey :p
     
  6. London Mod

    London Mod Member

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    I caught a friend of mine wanking once.
    I popped round to see him and his Mum let me in and said he was in his room.
    I proceeded up the stairs and could hear he was in as his music was on.
    I opened his door and there he was sitting on the edge of the bed with cock in hand.
    He looked up told me to fuck off and dived face down onto the bed.
    I went downstairs and he followed begging me not to say anything./

    Later that week we were in the pub and there was about 10 of us sitting chatting and taking the piss out of each other. A moments silence fell upon us and at the point I announced.
    "I saw ******** having a wank in his room the other day.

    You can imagine how we all laughed at him
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha oh shit, my mom caught me when i lived at home haha..
    i was in my room watching a porn (shut up:D) and haha she didnt even knock just opened the door..haha, what a great memory :D
     
  8. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    What's masturbation? How can I be caught doing something I've never done? :confused:
    Hehe nope, never been caught... :D
     
  9. meishka

    meishka Grease Munky

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    not yet. one day
     
  10. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    nah I'm good I guess i got all of my self experamentation out during my todler years lol
     
  11. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    lol...........yeah
     
  12. MossIcon

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    Nope, but unfortunatly have cought a few friends.
     

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