Have a good comeback for "You have a small penis"

People at school keep calling me "small penis" or "little weiner" or "jellybean" or "tic tac". It was funny for a little, but not any more. I am looking for a short but sweet comeback for this.

 

How about we throw in a 'yo mum' insult in?
"well, it satisfies your mum". Eh, I'm no good at insults.

I guess beating them up is another alternative.

 

"why are you so interested in my penis size?"

 

Why dont you wippit out and say "SUCK MY MOTHER FUCKING DICK"!

 

My advice is: fuck a comeback. if you are really fed up, kick his ass. that way you might get some respect, and if not, at least you'll feel better knowing you beat him to a pulp.

 

that's terrible. he would get teased more.

 

Many A Better Man Than You Has "Gagged " On It.......



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Well, if it was me, I would tell him his momma choked on it last night. But then I would make sure I knew I could take him down before I said it that way I knew I wouldn't get my ass kicked and possibly humiliated more.But, that's just what I would do.

 

I would just say (if I was a guy of course) that 'it's not small, it just looks like it compared to your giant vagina'

Then that would only work if she was a girl...

 

^^ to a girl or guy that one is hilarious!

and are some of you seriously encouraging him to start shit over this... ? i kinda thought he was looking for a funny comeback, not a fight. you gotta be better than that. if you're really going to fight smeone for this it will just make you out to be the asshole who is sensitive about his tiny penis

 

:H

 

In my experience, the best way to deal with such things is to play along with the joke and have the last laugh. After all, if it is such a big joke then it can't be true - at least not in any sense damaging to your self-esteem and confidence!

So the next time someone comments on your penis size, say: "Ah, but you will never know the delights of having sex with sea-monkeys!"

- or -

Make a point of carrying a magnifying glass and tweezers when you go into the men's room.

- or -

Show off a piece of fine embroidery and say: "I made this with my dick; it turns out it's just the right size for an embroidery needle!"

Anyway, you get the idea - one who can laugh at oneself is immune to the jests of others.

 

if these guys are talking about your penis size, then your best defense would be:

how do they know how big it is? where they choking on it, or are they just gay and were pater gazing in the bathroom?
did one of their mom's casually bring is up at breakfast whilst eating a sausage?
idk dude, fuck those guys, for the most part

 

Just say "Suck on it, it gets bigger!"

 

"Suck it and see"
"Makes more girls cum than yours"

 

have they ever called you Rosebud?

 

haha, this is good. Yea definitely don't let anyone laugh without you!

 

Just straight up confident denial/disagreement. "Uh nah not really ay, 7 and a half's not too bad."

Whoever said to hit them, please don't say that. It's debatable whether violence is justified even for self defense, let well alone some idiot calling you names. Respect earned by fighting isn't worth it.

 

Hahahah rosebud.. that is fuckin funny

 

mabe you should grow a bigger penis?