Have a good comeback for "You have a small penis"

Discussion in 'Humor' started by cumback_kid, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. cumback_kid

    cumback_kid Member

    People at school keep calling me "small penis" or "little weiner" or "jellybean" or "tic tac". It was funny for a little, but not any more. I am looking for a short but sweet comeback for this.
  2. Don Juan

    Don Juan Member

    How about we throw in a 'yo mum' insult in?
    "well, it satisfies your mum". Eh, I'm no good at insults.

    I guess beating them up is another alternative.
  3. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

    "why are you so interested in my penis size?"

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

    Why dont you wippit out and say "SUCK MY MOTHER FUCKING DICK"!
  5. gesone

    gesone Member

    My advice is: fuck a comeback. if you are really fed up, kick his ass. that way you might get some respect, and if not, at least you'll feel better knowing you beat him to a pulp.
  6. Popularity

    Popularity Senior Member

    that's terrible. he would get teased more.

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  8. kitkat

    kitkat Member

    Well, if it was me, I would tell him his momma choked on it last night. But then I would make sure I knew I could take him down before I said it that way I knew I wouldn't get my ass kicked and possibly humiliated more.But, that's just what I would do.
  9. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

    I would just say (if I was a guy of course) that 'it's not small, it just looks like it compared to your giant vagina'

    Then that would only work if she was a girl...
  10. cfs

    cfs Member

    ^^ to a girl or guy that one is hilarious!

    and are some of you seriously encouraging him to start shit over this... ? i kinda thought he was looking for a funny comeback, not a fight. you gotta be better than that. if you're really going to fight smeone for this it will just make you out to be the asshole who is sensitive about his tiny penis
  11. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

  12. Zajko

    Zajko Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    In my experience, the best way to deal with such things is to play along with the joke and have the last laugh. After all, if it is such a big joke then it can't be true - at least not in any sense damaging to your self-esteem and confidence!

    So the next time someone comments on your penis size, say: "Ah, but you will never know the delights of having sex with sea-monkeys!"

    - or -

    Make a point of carrying a magnifying glass and tweezers when you go into the men's room.

    - or -

    Show off a piece of fine embroidery and say: "I made this with my dick; it turns out it's just the right size for an embroidery needle!"

    Anyway, you get the idea - one who can laugh at oneself is immune to the jests of others.
  13. does2

    does2 Member

    if these guys are talking about your penis size, then your best defense would be:

    how do they know how big it is? where they choking on it, or are they just gay and were pater gazing in the bathroom?
    did one of their mom's casually bring is up at breakfast whilst eating a sausage?
    idk dude, fuck those guys, for the most part
  14. bustramp

    bustramp Member

    Just say "Suck on it, it gets bigger!"
  15. Song Breeze

    Song Breeze Member

    "Suck it and see"
    "Makes more girls cum than yours"
  16. Flamenco

    Flamenco Member

    have they ever called you Rosebud?
  17. D_MAN

    D_MAN Member

    haha, this is good. Yea definitely don't let anyone laugh without you!
  18. Nemba

    Nemba Member

    Just straight up confident denial/disagreement. "Uh nah not really ay, 7 and a half's not too bad."

    Whoever said to hit them, please don't say that. It's debatable whether violence is justified even for self defense, let well alone some idiot calling you names. Respect earned by fighting isn't worth it.
  19. deadhead82

    deadhead82 Member

    Hahahah rosebud.. that is fuckin funny
  20. gaum

    gaum Elephant Orgy

    mabe you should grow a bigger penis?

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