has this happened to anyone else?

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by paul.xx, Nov 2, 2008.

  1. paul.xx

    paul.xx Member

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    when the weather is cold i have found that when masturbating my foreskin develops little cuts, they only hurt if u then carry on masturbating, if you leave them for a few days they go away. This has happened the past 2 or 3 winters now!

    Does anyone else get this or is it just me? Is there anything i can do to prevent it?

    Thanks
     
  2. 4skin

    4skin Member

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    Did a couple of hours researching this on the 'net and it appears that you are one of half a dozen people in recorded medical history to have this extremely rare and often disastrous condition.


    It seems that so long as you religiously abstain from any type of sexual activity while you have those cuts you should be okay and will live to be maybe 30 to 35. So its no big deal.

    But if you have sex during those critical times, then it is almost certain that after reaching critical mass your entire penis will split open lengthwise and your intestines will fall out on the floor!

    Be careful Paul!

    EDIT: THIS IS A JOKE!



    Have fun, play safely, and never ever stroke a split foreskin!
     
  3. sophieclair

    sophieclair Senior Member

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    Just go talk to the doctor.
     
  4. sophieclair

    sophieclair Senior Member

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    That is not even funny, you should be trying to scare him like that. That is not even right.
     
  5. 4skin

    4skin Member

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    Fixed it.
    I didn't think that anybody could even begin to believe that my response was a serious post.

    Thanks for keeping me straight SophieClair.
    kiss and makeup


     
  6. enigma-the-one

    enigma-the-one Member

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    i don't rly get cuts
    it's more if i masturbate too hard my skin goes of but it heals in day or so
     
  7. GingerAle

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    If your ripping yourself you need to slow down or use some kind of lube
     

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