Has Anyone Ever Heard Of Van Halen?!?

holy shit, they are so crazy and they just want everyone to party!!

It would be so awesome to play a Van Halen album and fuck a girl!!!

 

hehehe

 

fuck van halen...

 

the guitarist is the best that has ever lived. Here is a pic of him smoking, I bet its not a cig but just airbrushed to look like one, he is definitely getting stoned, maybe even before a show!!!

 

I hate Van Halen. Angry now.

 

If you two haters don't like ripping guitar solos, partying, and getting laid then you should get into Van Halen

they will show you the way

they have this one song thats about running with the devil!!

 

i used to sing that song with my mom when i was a kid. weird.

 

I'm goin to see em in march

 

LMFAO.. Haha yeah I'm sure Van Halen will show me how to party. Maybe they should come show me how to party... haha...

 

they got SOOOoo much better when this guy took over, I like to call him "King Party"

Hippys worship Jerry Garcia, but KING PARTY is my spiritual guru

 

I am far too into Def Leopard to bother with Van Halen...

 

I could change your mind with a case of Busch beer and this album, although I bet we would end up having sex!!!

 

Which song should we have sex to? It has to be perfect!!!

 

this one is so hot, and it describes how I feel about people who wear suits. Just reading these words is making me so fuckin' horny bro

Sucker in a 3 Piece

Owwwwwwww!

She's so fine
How 'bout a 9 on a 10 scale
With long legs
Straight on up to her lunch pail
Whoo! Sweet little wishbone, oh yeah
Don't wanna break her in half
Lick up one side an' down the other
Always make her laugh, ha! ha!

She take me down, down, down to the bottom
I got everything you wanted
Give you everything you need
Still you want that sugar daddy
Over me

Huh! She want a sucker (Sucker)
Sucker in a 3 piece
(Sucker) Sucker, all dressed up in a 3 piece suit

I'm on fire, woo!
With just one look
Got me a brand new number
In my little black book
But she don't like the way I dress
She don't like the way I wear my hair
But when I roll you over baby, you don't care

Just take me down, down, down
Down to the bottom
Gimme everything I want
Gimme everything I need
You don't want that sugar daddy
Not over me

Uh! She want a sucker (Sucker)
Woo! Sucker in a 3 piece
(Sucker) Sucker, all dressed up in a 3 piece suit

Oh
Now say it isn't so, baby
You wanna sucker
He just a sucker, he just a sucker
Look at all that money, baby
Ya know, your sugar daddy
You a sugar mamma
Hey, you're both a bunch of suckers!

(Guitar Solo)

Oh, He got a big ol' belly
A stone bald head (Sucker)
Now, listen here, honey
That ain't down your alley, no
He just a sucker (Sucker)
In a 3 piece
Sucker (Sucker) yeah, in a 3 piece suit
S-s-s-sucker
Stone cold sugar daddy
(Oooh ooh ooh) S-s-s-sucker (Sucker)
All dressed up in a 3 piece suit

That's right, go ahead, suck it all up Right down to the last drop

 

dude you took Halen's side in the Roth Halen split!? get-tha-fuck-outa-here!

They're touring with Roth again man, they know what's up!

 

Are they any relation to Van Helsing? lol

 

I would have never learned how to jump if it wasn't for Van Halen.

 

Might as well jump...


JUMP!

Just go ahead and jump...

 

Dammit.

You got to it a minute before I did.

 

Hah!

It was kinda cool how we both thought of the same AMAZING SONG!!!!111!!!1 though.