Has Anyone Ever Had Sex With A Midget?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by THE_BIRDMAN, Jun 6, 2004.

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WOULD U SLEEP WITH A MIDGET?

  1. HELL YEAH

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  2. HELL NO

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  3. MAYBE

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  4. JUST FOUR PLAY

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  1. THE_BIRDMAN

    THE_BIRDMAN Member

    Just Curious???
     
  2. THE_BIRDMAN

    THE_BIRDMAN Member

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  3. velvet

    velvet Banned

    Hehe.. nope.. although one guy was a bit shorter than me, but by no means a midget.. ;)
     
  4. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

    I once had sex with 2 of them at once. I have to say though that they were really cute and if it weren't for their stubby fingers, legs, arms, toes, and stature, they'd be just like a regular girl!
     
  5. monosphere

    monosphere Holly's Hubby

    The thought of someone being able to give you a blowjob while standing up is kinda cool. I have to admit I'm a bit curious.
     
  6. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

    Does a double amputee count?
     
  7. Peace Attack

    Peace Attack Make War

    What is the offical height requierment for midgets? And do midget men have small weiners?
     
  8. THE_BIRDMAN

    THE_BIRDMAN Member

    only if she gives u reach around!!







     
  9. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

    That would be a long reach for a midget on a regular size guy.
     
  10. grim_rebel

    grim_rebel Member

    i actually heard that midgets have rather large cocks for their size... but then again... meh... lol
     
  11. sprout

    sprout DeadHead

    I have a friend who says "I want a midget with false teeth" I post it quotations so you'll know this is his statement. Personally I prefer the more P.C. "little people"
     
  12. maryjaneguitargurl

    maryjaneguitargurl I am just like you.

    yes.. man that umpalumpa sure was great.


    peace
    chickens
     
  13. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

    what's reach around?
     
  14. THE_BIRDMAN

    THE_BIRDMAN Member

    it's when a guy is hittin it from behind and the girl reaches around and plays with his balls/thus a reach around







    holla





     
  15. THE_BIRDMAN

    THE_BIRDMAN Member

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    any girls wanna sleep wit dis fella!!!
     
  16. FallenFairy

    FallenFairy Senior Member

    well im 4"11' im considered to be a "lil person" but well i have been with a midget she was like three feet or so. she was fun. :D
     
  17. Tony Montana

    Tony Montana Member

    i think the birdman is a midget with a tiny penis. who else would like 50 cent?
     
  18. ha.. no... but with a guy a lot smaller than i... but i was doin.. so i dont know what itd be like the other way around:eek: ..


    wonder if u had a kid wih a midget.. that it would also b a midget???
     
  19. Tony Montana

    Tony Montana Member

    no, the kid would have no extra chance of being a midget. it's just a genetic fuck-up, like Down's syndrome.
     
  20. THE_BIRDMAN

    THE_BIRDMAN Member

    tony your mom was'nt sayin i had a small penis last night/she kept tellin me 2 take the big ole thing out/guess she can't handle big dick


     

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