Happy Thanksgiving Libturds!

Discussion in 'Protest' started by LowTax, Nov 24, 2005.

  1. LowTax

    LowTax Member

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    Happy Thanksgiving all you little libturds and irrelevant Canadian pre-people! This is your sweet little 10:35 P.M. reminder that NOTHING in all the vastness of God's universe will change the election results of November 2, 2004.

    As the day winds down and ungrateful libturds all over America slump in their misery after a day of gluttony, I am giving thanks for so many great aspects of life in the United States. Libturds find fault with virtually every aspect of life, cannot give thanks because they do not believe there is anything to be thankful for, nor any creator to be thankful to. And nothing is around the corner to make libturd lives better. You'll head off to the welfare office and your union jobs tomorrow (or on Monday)--or possibly to your favorite intersections with your WILL SUCK FOR FOOD signs.

    But it was a grand Thanksgiving Day for our family. All the siblings ganged up at the parents' house for a bountiful meal--the tastiest cooking imaginable--the kind only one's mother is capable of. We kidded and joked and appreciated each other.

    In the afternoon my younger brother, my dad and I went to my dad's deer lease to do some hunting. It was an unseasonable warm autumn day and not a cloud in the sky. We enjoyed hunting and bagged our limit of doves that will make a nice weekend meal and we all three indulged in some great Dominican cigars and good company.

    But libturds were their usually unhappy selves,
    unappreciative of any and every benefit they possess as US citizens. And that is Ok. Libturds deserve misery. Libturds deserve to go to bed feeling empty and worthless and to look back on the day as nothing special.

    As the day draws to a close, visualize Dubya's famous smirk--taunting you with his victory and your defeat. Let that image pop into your minds as your libturd heads fall onto the soft pillow and cause a night of sleeplessness and difficulty getting up in the morning.

    And remember--he's Dubya. And all across the fruited plain, he continues to wipe your libturd butts with sandpaper.

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  2. luvndrumn

    luvndrumn Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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  3. freesmile

    freesmile Banned

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    this liberal still loves you :)

    peacex
     
  4. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Jesus still loves you. :)

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  5. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    wwbmd


    what would bat man do? a question all must ask themselves.
     
  6. Midget

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    <----This liberal had a great time with family on Thanksgivng. :p And yeah, you need to fidn some new friends if you think that. :p Dominican Cigars? :) I brought some of those back with me. :p What kind?
     
  7. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Hmmm... Which god would that be, hmmmm? Certainly not mine.

    I cooked a 28 pound turkey for the family and rebuilt the rear differential in my Ford pickup truck while you stroked one out to porn. All in all a good day for us both, I'm sure.
     
  8. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    I guess the op has never heard of impeachment.
    Hint: tricky dick was re-elected.
    He didn't finish his term did he?
    He cut and ran, just like jr. will be forced to do.
     
  9. feministhippy

    feministhippy Member

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    Well, at least this troll's stupidity is entertaining.
     
  10. ragethebong

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    Well, I'm grateful for everything I have. Only thing I'm ungrateful for is living in this god damn country.
     
  11. Sus

    Sus Hip Forums Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    This one is funny....libturd?? Never heard that before. So, I guess I'm a libturd, oh, I wait, I'm happy and grateful for what I have, I guess I can't be a libturd, I'm just a plain ole' liberal. Oh well... :H
     
  12. water_baby

    water_baby Senior Member

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    I'm a troll too!
     
  13. gEo_tehaD_returns

    gEo_tehaD_returns Senior Member

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    For every libturd, there exists a corresponding, equally smelly, brown, and wet republiturd.
     
  14. Aura

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    you seem to have a very warped view of liberals. i have plenty of things to be thankful for: my family, my best friend, my bunny, the television, and all the people on hipforums. just because i don't like some things that go on in this country or because of it doesn't mean i'm miserable and unhappy. you just need to open up your mind a little bit and learn to love:)
     

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