Today is the Vernal Equinox! The sun is coming back! arty: Unless you happen to live in the Southern Hemisphere. Suckers.
Yes, and the pagan holiday of sun worship is on Sunday (Sun-day), celebrating the resurrection of the SUN of God.
No, you missed the blood ritual back a few months ago. But it's all right because he has risen again. He moved one degree higher from his lowest point in the sky on the 25th of December, and hence he was reborn. We are now about to celebrate his PASSOVER, over the equator and back into the northern hemisphere.
Anyone willing to lend me Jesus Christ Superstar? Always puts me in the mood for dancing this time of year.
... ahhhh-- so this is how we can all be enlightened (yet darkened). Our warped culture tries to convince children that a rabbit wanders the countryside laying multicolored eggs. Simple biology tells us that rabbits don't lay eggs so therefore the rabbit must be concealing weapons of Mass destruction. Hence, the military needs to be called in to bomb the Catholic Church. Happy New Jeer.
Maybe you can hire out for Jesus himself. I hear he does a strip show while nailed to a cross this time of year. The going rate is thirty pieces of silver. It sure beats that magic act of his performed on the water.
Hmmm... Does anyone have that website link for that Jesus dude from Detroit who lets you bath in hot tubs with him for a fee? That was a sweet webpage.
And do you know where the whole walk on water thing comes from? Back in the "dark ages" (no, not these dark ages... the other dark ages), the little people were made to believe that the heavens were a vast ocean which the "SUN of God" crossed each day. Hence, he walked on water. That's where this myth comes from. To those who follow the mass mind control which is organized religion, I feel I must quote, of all people, Adam Weishaupt: "Oh foolish man, what can you not be made to believe?"
Jesus Christ Superstar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YPDXmEsQtQ [or as kids; Jesus Christ Superstar, who the fuck do you think you are?] Hotwater
Nuh, uh. Jesus had really big feet, and thus his shoes were basically canoes and he was able to walk on water.
I saw a live performance of Jesus Christ Superstar back when I was younger. The original soundtrack is still a favorite of my dad.
One of my favourite overtures: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytNoiQ8LkS8 I saw Ted Neeley perform in Jesus Christ Superstar on stage. Hee hee hee. I'm so dorky.