Happy New Year!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Posthumous, Mar 21, 2008.

  1. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Today is the Vernal Equinox! The sun is coming back!
    :party:

    Unless you happen to live in the Southern Hemisphere. Suckers.
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    Yes, and the pagan holiday of sun worship is on Sunday (Sun-day), celebrating the resurrection of the SUN of God.
     
  3. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    I call that March Fool's Day, this particular Sunday that is.
     
  4. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    ... and the wounds from the crucifixion are referred to as "son spots"?
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

  6. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    And his image was taken from a Byzantine fresco of Apollo, the Sun God.
     
  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    No, you missed the blood ritual back a few months ago. But it's all right because he has risen again. He moved one degree higher from his lowest point in the sky on the 25th of December, and hence he was reborn. We are now about to celebrate his PASSOVER, over the equator and back into the northern hemisphere.
     
  8. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

    Anyone willing to lend me Jesus Christ Superstar? Always puts me in the mood for dancing this time of year.
     
  9. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    ... ahhhh-- so this is how we can all be enlightened (yet darkened). Our warped culture tries to convince children that a rabbit wanders the countryside laying multicolored eggs. Simple biology tells us that rabbits don't lay eggs so therefore the rabbit must be concealing weapons of Mass destruction. Hence, the military needs to be called in to bomb the Catholic Church. Happy New Jeer.
     
  10. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    Maybe you can hire out for Jesus himself. I hear he does a strip show while nailed to a cross this time of year. The going rate is thirty pieces of silver. It sure beats that magic act of his performed on the water.
     
  11. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

    Hmmm... Does anyone have that website link for that Jesus dude from Detroit who lets you bath in hot tubs with him for a fee?

    That was a sweet webpage.
     
  12. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    And do you know where the whole walk on water thing comes from? Back in the "dark ages" (no, not these dark ages... the other dark ages), the little people were made to believe that the heavens were a vast ocean which the "SUN of God" crossed each day. Hence, he walked on water. That's where this myth comes from.

    To those who follow the mass mind control which is organized religion, I feel I must quote, of all people, Adam Weishaupt:

    "Oh foolish man, what can you not be made to believe?"
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Jesus Christ Superstar [​IMG]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YPDXmEsQtQ

    [or as kids; Jesus Christ Superstar, who the fuck do you think you are?]

    Hotwater
     
  14. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

    Nuh, uh. Jesus had really big feet, and thus his shoes were basically canoes and he was able to walk on water.
     
  15. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    I saw a live performance of Jesus Christ Superstar back when I was younger. The original soundtrack is still a favorite of my dad.
     
  16. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    That's funny, he doesn't look Jewish.
     
  17. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

  18. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    The power of observation [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  19. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

    She doesn't look Druish.
     
  20. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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