A dirty diaper and a sink full of dishes. Now hop to it! Oh, yeah, and I'd like you to wear this little french maid uniform.......
*Takes off playboy bunny waitress outfit* *puts on French maid outfit* Hey look, me and Antithesis match now.
Happy Birthday kiddo. "Thanks, what did you get me?" The gift of life. A libido that ain't too bad too. You can masturbate all day long and I won't be pisseth by it today.
Good thing cause that's what I do pretty much every day. I kinda wish the bathrooms here had doors on the stalls.
Thanks, it's nice to be getting so many well wishes so many months in advance. You people must really love me.
Yes, I hate to be the one to come up with the news... Attention: heaveanly spoiler ahead... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - You will be married with 5 kids...
