Happy Birthday Dr Rainbow

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Happy Birthday Doc!!

 

Thank you Vinny mate.

 

I'll try to be good today.

 

Doubtful.

 

I thought that was about me at first. lol

 

I prepared the following poem;

"Soaking Wet Kitten is more than just a lovely jubbly nice little bit of naughty porn" say's Sir Bobby Dale who recently had a leading role in one of the production's many GloryHole installments (TheManwhoPlayedwithmyWilly and Bumbusters) along with long time friend, and co-star, Sir Patrick Mustard. LickaDickaDay newspaper added a full two-page pullout of the two psyching themselves up for the many romantic scenes. Editor Tony Brown said "Energy like that is not for free. An actor has to really mean it or the scene will simply not work. Fortunately they were both naturals with each other and have done it before." Just two weeks later, Police Commissioner Ian Blair slammed bbc's QuestionTime audience members over the allegations of misconduct involving two of his officers who were reported to have been filmed by a member of the public masturbating to one of the franchises biggest hits AnalBeadBrothers. The officers were reprimanded and let off with a warning and the footage of the incident was uploaded to YouTube where it soon went viral upsetting many of the towns residents. Since then there have been an increasing number of parodies with anal beads at the focal point including one sketch that was seen on the bbc's SpittingImage featuring the Queen in a kitchen cupboard of which caused an uproar at the houses of commons who went on to grill the home office at how it handled the case with very little embarrassment. "Obsessive Bobby-Bashing, not politics." Say's Former Home Secretary David Blunkett who saw no reason for a witch hunt. No apologies have been made.

 

There's plenty more where that came from.

 

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