Hair Cuts

UGH! I'm about to have my hair cut. I hate having my hair cut. I get scared she'll slip with the sissors and cut half of my hair off.

It's scary scary stuff...

 

hey, put it this way you don't have a mole that might get buzzed off....

 

I have haircuts as little as possible. My ends are starting to split so I guess I'll have to sacrifice some length, but always insist on the barberess keeping it as long as she possibly can.

 

I used to find the barbers scarier than the dentist. Don't need to be scared of either now

 

You're naturally bald and toothless? Right on!

 

I LOVE going to the hairdressers even though I actually do have a rather large mole under my hair that they always catch. In fact, I think I enjoy it a little to much. Strange woman running her hands through my hair.......gurfuggle.

 

I can't stand the dentist
I fear the barber
and I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!!!! doctors

 

yeah they hit mine alot too, I have thought about mentioning it but for some reason I never do, but yeah the barber place I go to has lots of sexy chicks, but the sexiest one doesn't tlak enough and that's just annoying

 

Now my hair is cut and it feels so short Sad sad sad Emma

 

awwww..... it always grows back, and who knows maybe there's alot of guys that will like it shorter...

(why the fuck am I so nice today?)
well I hope that everyone hates it!!!

no I don't.... just a joke (damn it!)

 

just have someone you trust cut your hair then you wont come out with a dodgy fringe!

 

I dont mind having my hair cut now and then... I find it more interesting than just having the same long, boring hair all the bloody time..

I have a preference for the 70's mullet at the moment. :H

 

I wonder when I'll get my hair cut. It's inevitable at some point, but I can't see it happening for a while.


Do you still have the beard?

 

I have a beard

 

Oh-dear...MFCC-is-with-you-at-this-difficult-time

 

I used to hate it when I was a punk 20 years ago and it used to take me an hour every morning to spike up my hair with soap. It was really difficult aswell to get it right so that it stayed up. If you did it really right it even stayed up in the rain aswell. I also used to cut it myself so that I could get it the same length all over.

 

Ill cut your hair next time

I specialise in 80's perms, mullets and dying hair blue or pink 'old granny' style

You'll be even sexier then

Christ I just remembered my car is parked on double yellows the otherside of Cov city centre...better get a kop on

 

I'll let you cut my hair if you let me cut yours...

 

What will you do to mine... My hair does a good job of getting rid of itself so I am rather wary when people want to cut more of it off and speed up the process

 

ok then...I'll leave your hair to it's own devices....but can I sculpt you a beard? All you need to do it grow it...then I'll shape it