playful cheeseburger so wonderfully tasty brings me happiness Mighty plump chicken Rooster of divinity Crow oh mighty cock Smelly Glen Cambell So pathetically inept Poisons my braincase Nasty Monica What were you thinking, Billy No cigar for me Happy ping-pong balls Are lost in a torrid game Oh my forgotten balls Oh joyous bong hit Fill my brainbox with goodness Cashed bowl brings despair Hallmark rakes in dough Heart-shaped candies reign supreme Flowers are slaughtered Annoying jock itch Fiery fungal-induced rash Burns through my trousers Lumpy cottage cheese Varicose veins run through you Grandma's nasty thighs 4-year prison term Americans must endure Cry ,"Assassinate" Oh flaccid hotdog Nothing like a cheeseburger No contest at all Oh infected boil Such pus you contain inside May you burst quickly Brain dead stewardess Brought me gin and tonic not beer Prepare for bitch slap Strong-ass Jell-O shot Conceal your potent nature Vomiting ensues Hungry little roach Scuttle about the kitchen Die filthy vermin! Fish stick Amazon How I wish to jack-slap you May you rot in hell Precious rum and coke Brings me sweet oblivion Liver is spotted Porno magazine Fist clutches warm, throbbing flesh Sock is soon soiled Branch Davidians Morons follow wacko Dave Cooked extra crispy Smelly end user Bitch and moan is all you do Think before you call Violated sheep That redneck has done you wrong Jealous are the pigs Sucky "Hollow Man" What idiot wrote your script My bottom feels chafed Oh proctologist A finger up my rectum brings no happiness Laura Schlessinger Satan's bride she may well be Preach your ignorance WrestleMania Smelly , toothless white trash flock Cast of Gummo cheers On April 15th Saintly rabbit doles out eggs Christ is forgotten Unborn baby chicks Strewn all about the backyard Chicken holocaust Chocolate bunny Head so delicious and sweet Glad you are not real Poor forgotten Peeps What is it you are made of? Perhaps asbestos Mighty CPU Shiny, new, and expensive So soon outdated Lonesome bologna Cheeseburger has taught you shame With tucked tail you run Charcoal-grilled burger Such colon-clogging goodness Much drooling ensues
I was inspired I started to write one more But she was naked I took me a crap The toilet paper was thin I had a breakthrough The Big Lebowski Words can not explain the love I am the walrus My yogurt slinger Where does it store all the juice It never runs out Childhood memories The images never leave Escape the cloak room Really officer She told me she was eighteen I hate tossed salad
