haha mini real life strategy game

an ounce was comin to my place the other night. the guy wa late though and was gonna come after my mum got home.

he was also coming when my mum was in the living room near the front door.

but i had to get outside and pickup the ounce. heres what i did, its not really that exciting but in real life it was fun and gave me quite a rush



i went to your balcony and dropped a backpack down to teh front of our house (we live in a terrace). i then waited.

the guy came.
i went downstairs with the cat and opened the front door and kicked him out. he came back in but i kicked him out again
then my mum came over and goes 'what are you doing out there?' this is at 10 pm and theres no reason for me to be outside on teh street with a backpack (thats why i dropped the backpack down)
i had to time it all so that my mum was busy cooking dinner while i was outside (she was cooking for 2 mins, the watching tv for 2 mins, then going back to cooking, so thats where the timing was involved -edit)
i told her i was minding the cat who was going for a walk. i had to keep kickin the cat back outside lol
then i ran across teh road, counted out 300 bucks, got the ounce, ran back, threw it up onto our balcony and got inside before the cat ran back in and just as i got in, my mum was walking to the door to come and see what was goin on.
i told my mum i was going up to wash my hands for dinner and i retrieved the bag from the balcony and sat in my room, smiling at my new big bag of weed

i needed a glass of wine before my heart stopped racing from the excitement of the game and the weed

ps. my mum knows i smoke and so shes suspicious whenever i do something that suggests buying weed lol

 

nice advenmture dbill i love those lil stealth missions there ultra sweet blazed tho

 

Was the juice worth the squeeze?

 

hey bill are those pics in your sig from a play or somthing?

 

the juice was well worthed the squeeze

and yeh, guys n dolls

 

lol im always doin shit like that... like this one time me an my mate had to ditch sum gay stoner mates, but we needed to get sum weed off them, so i went to their house an got the weed an pretended i was gonna sit wit them the whole night an smoke wit em which i really didnt wanna do.....so i got my mate to ring my mobile an pretend he was my mum tryin to drag me to this dinner with my grandparents......ah man i put on such an act, it was quite the rush......we later went out with the weed an got mighty stoned with sum cooler mates

 

lol i watched that movie yesterday...

"FUCK HER FOR ME!! IF YOU DONT FUCK HER I SWEAR IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!"


sounds fun bill, we used to do that to get cigerettes, middle of winter wed go into 7-11 and split up, one person to the candy aisle, one to the slushies behind then island thing where the register n smokes was, and the last person would go get a cup of hot coco and then spill it all over, then while the cashier would be int he back grabbin the mop we snactch the cigs and candy.

 

I'm glad I'm not the only person who actually paid attention to that movie enough to quote it! =)

Rock on.

 

An incident like that just happened to me I already posted it but I shall repost it here.

I've been trying to get rolls for about a month and I finally found some. To get them was sketchy. I've been grounded since February. It hasn't been straight groundation tho its been like I'd just be getting off punishment and then I go out and do soemthing stupid and get grounded again. I am just getting over being grounded for 1.5 weeks for getting drunk and have my pipe found by my friends mom.

I called this kid for rolls and a bag of pot and he was going to deliver them to me. I told my mom he was comming over b/c he was going to Florida and I wanted to say bye. My mom has never met this kid in her life! A half an hour after I asked if he could come over my mom said you better not be getting any pot and I was like are you kidding me i would never bring it into this house. She then said she was going to watch our every move. I tried to call him back but he wasnt home. He finally called an hour and a half later. I gave him directions and then told him to put the 2 rolls, half eigth and pack of ciggaretts in hte mail box. He pulled up my driveway and I agve hime the money. Mission accomplished. I just have 2 more things to do.

1. get shit form mail box
2. get a ride to friends house

Luckaly my mom was in hte shower when he came. I told her that I told him it was too late nad wished him luck in Florida. She was like oh at leats u got u pot (in a mean sarcastic kind of way). I told he she could search me and the house and look in my ass hole.


Did I mention I crashed her car today? but thats a whole different story. So, I will tell you. My mom let me drive her car for the first time while my little bro was at fleight lessons. I drove around a neoghborhood and did great. Later on she let me drive down hte beach. I was doing good until I went to park . She told me to hit the break and I was already on hte break and I went to slam it and I hit the gas. We hit the sea wall and the airbags came out and the windshield cracked. I can ....


I ended up taing a cab to my friends house and we rolled pretty hard. I checked the mailbox and there was only rolls im not sure but i think my dealer said something about gong to his wor to get hte weed. I need to call and ask.

 

Hahaha Funny thread. I love that adventure Bill, its like those choose your own adventure books from the 90's that were so fuckiin cool. Hah, Jointman I like that shit. Man I should try that but the indians at or 711 are like fuckin jedi who watch us its some shit.