Hacked into the CIA

I used to have a friend. Let's call him Ron. Ron was a serious hacker. I have seen him take over entire networks... my own, in fact. We aren't friends anymore. He used to be part of a hacker ring but he quit because his girlfriend was terrified he'd be caught one day. He seriously knows what he's doing. He owns his own networking company now.

Anyway, one day we were talking about the government and he told me about how he once hacked into the CIA. He said they knew EVERYTHING about him and some of his friends, and his girlfriend. I asked if he meant that literally, and I knew he really meant it when he told me about how they had copies of his dog's pedigree. They knew who he knew, where he went, who he dated, the foods he ate, and even the ancestory of his dog... EVERTHING. They knew just as much about everyone else he knew, as well. Suddenly he started getting pounded with pings from something, so he had to get out fast, but he learned enough to be disturbing.

I always believed they didn't have the resources to know so much about everyone.

 

Years ago someone hacked into it and changed the front page to "Central Stupidity Agency".

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Haha! I would have paid to see that!

 

They don't have the resources to have that kind of info on everyone. There are two possibilities here. Either your friend is into some heavy shit (like computer hacking), and therefore he has a file, or he was lying. I'd say either one's equally plausible. He certainly has a file. Whether he actually hax0r3d the CIA and saw it is debatable.

 

I just found it in the CNN archive.

http://www.cnn.com/TECH/9609/19/cia.hacker/index.html



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Shit. Eleven years ago. Their site's changed a bit since then...

http://www.cia.gov

Check out their kids page. That's some fucking sick propaganda.

 

The fact that there was a kid's page on the CIA website got a laugh out of me. It just seems kind of odd.

And yeah, that is some sick propaganda. They must've forgotten to mention the times they put cement mix in the milk of school children on the page for school children.

 

I hadn't heard about that one. More detail, please.

Also, the FAQ's good for a laugh.

Wow! I'm impressed by all the checks and balances in place! Except, if you actually read that paragraph, it basically says the CIA can do whatever it wants, as long as they have "senior approval". Freedom rocks.

I trust this needs no comment.

The sad part is, this wasn't a kids' FAQ.

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I saw it in one of two places, and can't remember which it was: the movie TerrorStorm or the History channel. I doubt the History channel would talk about that, though.

Anyway, it was in some war and they wanted to make the people distrust their government and start a rebellion. So one of the things they did was blame the government for cement mix in the milk cartons of school children, when it was really as simple as two or three agents getting into a truck full of milk heading to a factory where the milk would be put into milk cartons, and they poured cement mix into it. It hardened in the kids' stomachs, resulting in what I would imagine would be a very painful death.

I don't care if it's in our own country, the enemies country, or on the moon. Killing half the kids in a school is indescribably wrong.

 

I wouldn't put it past them. I'll have to look into this a bit more.

 

I think I just remembered where it was from. It wasn't from TerrorStorm or from the History Channel. It was from a movie on google video I'm pretty sure was posted on here. I don't remember what it was called, but for some reason I remember this qoute:

"The CIA is not an intelligence agency. It is a government-funded terrorist organization."

Does that help?

 

The internet can never be trusted, dont matter what ya know, unless its everything. I have been on the net and seen enough. I tell you this, the shit you can pull and get away with is easy. Its easy to take a look at someones computer, see there history, music, movies, email, delete a few files then drop a bomb that either makes you reformat your compt or pay someone to fix it. Its common and a easy joke when you piss someone off. Or you just the unlucky one that happened to be chosen. Due to the twenty shortcuts you got on your screen background desktop. The capabilities allowed on the internet is truly a scary thing. People dont understand this, including TV commercials. You see so many people say some bullshit (yes i am one) or just talk shit for the hell of it. Someone who knows there shit can keep you offline if they want. Its not hard to due. Everyone has a adress for there house. Sad and true but so does your compt and its easier to get then it is for da house.

 

Not really, but I'm sure I can find something on it when I get a chance to look.

 

ill bet i could tell you all that from his myspace.

but seriously, we have the big brother cameras in my town, london, you know what im talkin about. its peoples jobs to watch that shit all day. its department of homeland securety, not the local pigs property. who knows where it goes from there. complete hard copys?

scarry shit

 

I put NOTHING past our government! :leaving:

 

Crazy and lazy, i need data on your friend. I need a hacker right now, it will come in handy.
Now that he is filed, he got nothing to lose anyway.
Someone hacked me, i want to hack him back! LOL!
And with all info i got on the bst i think it wil be a piece of cake for your friend to do so.
pm me anything, email or a forum where to join him and i will tell him whats the case to crack down.

Thanks.

 

Shit! I knew hacking you was a mistake.

 

OK, that is the stupidest thing I think I've seen on here. How would the cement not harden in the milk first? Secondly, it wouldn't be possible to harden in anyone's stomach, as acid dissolves cement. Go to the hardware store and look for cement cleaner--its muriatic (hydrochloric) acid.

 

LOL!

but honnestly, i want a hacker and i want it now!

so far i only found decoders, and they are not reliable.
I prefer a real hacker. One with some black hat on, a genuate phreaking aura, and some Dantes' blood in him, like a good old day Kellogs whisle.
Tell him that, and i am sure he will understand what it is I am after..

 

Haha, sorry, I don't talk to him anymore. He hates me now because I encouraged her to break up with him after discovering that he constantly makes her cry.