I'm pretty sure mine was when I fucked my first wife for the first time. (We weren't married yet, sorry all you traditionalists.) Her parents were gone on vacation, and we were in the guest bedroom of their house. Unfortunately, the lights were really dim and I couldn't see this awesome spectacle, but after she got up to clean off with some tissue (we were using the pull-out method of birth control) we turned on the lights and I was looking around for cum, because I just knew that the amount she had on her couldn't be all of it. Lo and behold, there were not one, but TWO splats on the wall over the top of the headboard. Now seriously, this is a true story, just listen. The headboard on this bed was at least five feet taller than where the mattress met the headboard. And when I came, my dick was right over her pussy. I didn't lean forward, I didn't try to cum on her face or anything. I just pulled out and came, thinking it might accidentally reach her face. Imagine my surprise when the lights were turned on. And these were two big blasts, too. By the time she got back with tissue paper, it was running down behind the headboard towards the floor. Thinking back, I'm sure her parents probably saw evidence of this. I mean, you can't wipe cum from a painted wall without some signs of streakage. Anyway, I suppose, had the wall not been there this wad might have been lost forever. I never have nor ever since shot off that much or that far. Anybody have a special memory of their longest ejaculation distance? If so, please tell!