Guys do you shave your turtle

I dont mind it so bad. It makes it look bigger. more like a tire thumper.

 

When Daniel shaves, as weird as it looks, I have to admit, I see ALL of it, so he looks his actual size.

 

I like little boys who haven't yet caught the shaving bug.....

 

So y'all put aftershave down there, too?

 

no

 

I don't

 

I got some Old Spice, I bet it'd make my balls smell great.

 

I bet it will make them burn like a motherfucker, too. Have fun with that shit!

 

chicks dig dirty balls......

 

no, thats IcyHot that does the burning.

nothing is worse than rubbing down your sore muscles, going for a piss and then realizing half way through that you are holding your turtle with the hand that was just covered in IcyHot.

it burns... and burns.

 

With the razor burn I sometimes get when I shave my own pubes, I couldn't imagine ever putting anything alcohol-based on my crotch. And my understanding is that balls are insanely sensitive. I would imagine aftershave would be horrible.

 

*shudder*

 

Yeah, and the razor burn I get really isn't even that bad. Maybe just a tiny tiny spot. But still...NO WAY would I risk that shit.

 

This song is so topical.

 

How ironic. This cream is also topical!