Guys do you shave your turtle

Excuse me, but that was art.

 

No, it was absolute queerdom. :biggrin:

 

Why in the world would you shave a helpless little animal? and what does it have to do with nailing a chick...come to think of it, why would you nail a poor helpless little animal??? WHY, I ask you, why!

 

it mystifies me why you wouldn't like it then?

 

I wasn't waiting for that one.

 

stop setting yourself up for it

 

Up for what?

Oh, my pen fell down.

*bends over*

 

But I'd still like to see her tits.

You never know.

 

Nah, I bet they were pale and veiny and shit.

 

I will never shave my sack ever... Again. I did it in 8th grade since it was new and I had to walk three miles to school, it was LAME. I will never ever ever do it unless I have surgery down there.

 

Ain't shit wrong with pale dames.

Veiny... not so much.

But they were probably secretly nice. Like, wait until she went into a DXM-hole, put a blanket over her face and cop a feel nice.

 

They were.

 

I'd be really fucking weirded out if a guy had no pubes the first time we fucked. It's not so unusual when you've been with the same dude for awhile, but it makes your dick look weird. That's just my opinion, of course, and while i like the way shaved feels, I think pubes on a guy are way sexier.

 

Do you know?!

POST THEM.

 

I'm afraid I can't do that Toolie.

 

So uh, PM them to me. I won't tell.

 

the penis is awkward looking enough. c'mon guys, don't shave your Mr. Elephant.
even the ladies should have a little hair down there.

 

yeah man, shaved crotches look prepubescent and awkward to me..

 

a hairy pussy is unmatched

 

Also, actual turtles don't have hair. So shaving one would be a huge waste of time.