Guys do you shave your turtle

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  1. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    comes up just fine for me


    stop using your dick on it
     
  2. TheGanjaKing

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  3. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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  4. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    GLM was some kind of god. HUGE BLACK KNOCKERS!
     
  5. TheGanjaKing

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    LOL yeah.

    she ended up kicking him in the nuts for barging in on her naked or something, or hitting her little kid or some fucked up shit.

    he was a real piece of work
     
  6. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Like Edith and Archie said, Those were the days.
     
  7. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    When all else fails, quote the Bunkers.
     
  8. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

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    entertaining trolls please... at least make it a bit fun, sigh* this guys just pathetic.
     
  9. Hippie McRaver

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    wtf is a turtle?
     
  10. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Use your imaginash.
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

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    Turtle

    n. an uncircumcised penis; the head of the penis enclosed in the prepuce

    The turtle came out of its shell while I was playing with it, but this time with cheese all over it
     
  12. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Balls, bro.
     
  13. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Fact of life.
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

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  15. TheGanjaKing

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    wrong, sis
     
  16. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    Turtle means balls, wtf.
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

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    not where I went to school
     
  18. Hippie McRaver

    Hippie McRaver Senior Member

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    i understand balls, like a turtle shell with the "head" being the turtles head, that make sense because you can shave your nuts, but the head? ladies would you drag a razor over your clit?
     
  19. Mr. Mojo Risin'

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  20. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    That made me want to cry.
     

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