Guy called 911 for RESCUE after eating Marijuana Brownies?!?!? WTF?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Kiwi_Toast, May 15, 2007.

  1. Kiwi_Toast

    Kiwi_Toast Member

    Aiight, iono if it's the right forum but... it is random.

    Well. Has annyone heard the situation that,
    A man called 911 for rescue after eating Marijuana Brownies?!

    Here's the basic story...

    A man and his wife made brownies...
    After a while (I'm supposing), the husband called 911.

    The man seemed somewhat panicked while asking for rescue.
    A woman on the line askeda manditory question ofcourse-
    which was, "What's the rescue needed for?"
    The husband claimed that he "thinks that he and his wife are dead."

    Her voice sounded suprised... and a little confused.
    The woman on the other line asked questions like,
    "Is your wife breathing", and "How much was eaten".. etc.
    Yano, Basic questions that have to be asked anyway...

    The husband responded stating that his wife was "barely breathing"...
    and "laying on the floor infront of him". <<was she just dramadic?<<
    ((It would make more sense if the pot was 'smoked'
    for there to be 'lack of oxygen'... or so I think.
    Then again, in all my years of using pot,
    I've never expierenced or seen anything like this.))

    After all that, the man asked another question,
    ..what the Red Winks score was.
    She, the woman on the line,
    was somewhat weirded out by the sudden question..
    but, "didn't know" because she "doesn't watch their games."
    Ofcourse, which made it funnier, the husband said that he
    "might be hallucinating", because "the score was 3-3..."

    That's pretty much it. :sweatdrop
    I just thought it to be funny. The news reporters did too.
    If it were actually that serious, I wouldn't have thought it to be that funny.
    I'm nice that way.
    Well, though, I have no idea why anyone in their right mind
    (or stoned mind) would call 911...
    No matter how stoned you may be,
    you must figure that you'd get in some kind of jam, right?
    I really think, next time he thinks of using drugs..
    he shuld take a chill pill instead of marijuana.
    I guess it just isn't for some folks (that get too paraniod).
    Must'a been sum yuppies, tho.
  2. i dunno, but i get super duper high when i eat marijuana-containing foods, although i dont think I would call 9-1-1. one time i made these pot rice krispy treats... they were pretty effing insane. they tasted soo good, too, that every time i ate one i got the munchies and ate another one.. it was a vicious cycle... but oh so fun.
  3. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    One of the Darwin Awards went to some guy who was arrested after making repeated 911 calls to complain his toilet was plugged up. :D
  4. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    hahahaha I want some weed brownies.....NOW, DAMN IT!!
  5. Kiwi_Toast

    Kiwi_Toast Member

    Lol, those are good MasterofPuppest
    'Specially when made with them fruity pebbles~

    I suppose eating more and more when
    getting the munchies only helps for a little bit.
    It's harsh when it comes out of your system tho (after eating a lot)
    ...for me anyway, hahah. :D
  6. Kiwi_Toast

    Kiwi_Toast Member

    Right on TopNotch!
    I could go for sum right now....

    Whaaat, man??? lol
    That's crazzzy. And not the good kind of crazy, either.
    I wonder if he was "honored"??
  7. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

    I thought you had to die to get one of those...
  8. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Maybe he just got honorable mention. I don't know the rules.

    When I was 12, my sister mixed a bag of my dad's hash into a double layer chocolate cake by accident. Me and the neighbor kid ate half the cake by ourselves because it was AWESOME. Best! Cake! Ever! We didn't know about the hash and we'd never been stoned before, so we had no idea why we starting laughing our asses off. When we came down we got sick and I was having convulsions, and I told my dad, "I think I have cancer." He just laughed at me.
  9. Kiwi_Toast

    Kiwi_Toast Member

    Hahaha niiiceee story man.
    I was laughin my ass off.
    Great way to start out getting into pot I say,

    Ow convulsions.
    'bout cancer.
    It seems you can end up getting it pretty much any way, nowdays.
  10. Krsna Bhakti

    Krsna Bhakti d-_-b JAMMING

    My favorite part of the recording ( I heard it on Opie and Anthony lol ) is when he tells the woman "I think were dead."
    haha I was laughing all the way to work the other day when I heard that :tongue:
  11. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

    I had a bad trip once from eating hash brownies...I thought I was going to die...I was in a port-a-potty in Washington D.C. and thought to myself, "What a helluva obituary..."

    I kinda felt sorry for the guy and the girl, because I know what that feeling is like.
  12. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    I'm imagining how such a call might transpire:

    operator: "9-1-1..."
    man: ".... wow man, you sound like you're inside a tin can..."
    operator: "Sir, what is your emergency?"
    man: "whaa?... oh yeah, my wife is like.... sleeping... but.... even more so"
    operator: "I don't understand sir, what is the nature of your emergency?"
    man: "She's not moving and dinner isn't ready- man am I ever hungry..."
    operator: "Does your wife have a pulse?
    man: "I'll check but I don't know where she keeps it..."
    operator: "Sir.. I don't th..."
    *sound of receiver being put down"
    (man's voice, from a distance)
    man: "honey, do we have pulse or should we get a pizza delivered?"
    *picks receiver up*
    operator: "Sir, what is th..."
    man: "We don't have any, I want a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese, do you deliver?"

  13. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    lol.... the things you do when you're high....

    now that's funny....
  14. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

  15. Kiwi_Toast

    Kiwi_Toast Member

    hahaha niice. :D
    that would hav been a hell of an obituary, tho.


    O yahhh, I totally forgot about all those
    other parts that were funny as hell.
    I think I forgot cus I was so baked... lol :spliff:
  16. Kiwi_Toast

    Kiwi_Toast Member

    If only they'd have more stories like that.
    Yano, I think I just want to do
    somethin' like that for fun one day, lol

    The cartoon clip on youtube is really funny..
    they didn't show as much on the news.
    Atleast I don't think so..

    It sounds like the Woman on the Phone
    muuustt have been smoking as well...
    She seems to ask the same questions over and over...
    Even after the man answers.......

    What a crazy world.
  17. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

    Actually, it wasn't all that funny...
  18. Kiwi_Toast

    Kiwi_Toast Member

    Woah, man.
    Well, that was my opinion.
    And please respect that, is all I ask.
    Also, it might have the original poster of that
    feel depressed or unhappy.
    I think it would be more polite to say,
    "Well, I thought ______"
    "My opinion on it _____"
    The way it was worded felt more like a
    "You're wrong and it was stupid",
    kind of thing, yah?
    I think it was somewhat authoritative.

    We are a community of love and peace.
    I've had 2 long descussions
    with members who were a bit
    disrespectful at some point...
    I'd appreciate that, in the future,
    you be more mindful of how you say things, ya dig?
    I don't mean to sound so
    uptight and negative, towards you.
    Please understand, my sister.

    And I'm sure you probabbly didn't
    mean for it to be meant that way.
    You're a hip chick,
    and a beautiful person.

    Much peace and love,
  19. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu


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