Ground Down Floor --------------------- Ground down fez And underwear fuzz Cheaper than a nickel Quicker than God does I plugged you in right In some gray dark corner Suddenly I could see the back The very tippy back Of your tongue Itchin' to and fro Changing my mind Black one Red one Gaunt silky one Makes my Hamster Wheel squeak I pulled it back and went "eek!" Somehow it's not connected To the half-stuck piano The mechanical beer waterfall The wired remote And the scary chocolate factory Elephantitis warning of the sixth level Red hood pool bank It all happened here But you happened up there © 2005 Ed Womack Without copyrights we wouldn't have rich people