I thought this up when someone on another thread suggested meeting girls at a grocery store. (as a joke) So come up with some cheesy chat up lines for someone in a grocery store, i'll start.. "I see you have a cherry there, you want me to pop it for you?" jeez thats lame lol.
100% true story: I was at the market and one of my items was chocolate syrup. It was a particular brand with a turtle on it that the (reasonably attractive) cashier remarked "Oh, this stuff is soooo gooood!" Then she says, in a sultry voice "Whatcha' gonna do with it?" I say, "Eat it." She says, "Whatcha gonna eat it with?" What I said was "That is yet to be determined". She laughed, but if I was ballsier that would have been the perfect opportunity to ask her "You wanna help me find out?" and get her number. I'm still kicking myself that I didn't...
No, the opportunity, sadly has passed, brother. Oh well. Better luck next time. Ahh, I almost forgot to add mine: "That's some lovely sassafrass you got there. I loooove running my fingers through it!" Haha, lame.
I have no problem chatting up a little lady at the grocery store. But the hard part for me is sealing the deal. I think it would come off as too contrived or obvious as to what I'm doing. I've done the whole,"can you believe this stuff that makes news these days?" line while referring to a headline on the Enquirer in the checkout lane & have been pretty successful at keeping that going but that's usually where it will end,right before I get to the cashier. Another way that I've "worked" my way in has been if you see a cute girl in one particular aisle & you happen to see her again in a different aisle,I make a witty comment like,"Okay,if I see in my aisle one more time we're going to have to share groceries!" That usually gets a laugh out of them & breaks the ice but again,Ive never gone all the way in using that to ask them out or get their number. Not to say that it wouldn't happen because once you make a girl laugh,you're pretty much in like flint. Oh and before you make a comment about seeing her again in another aisle,make sure she has noticed you as well,otherwise you just look like a stalker!
guys always seem to bring up conversations at the grocery store with me. nothing really out of line but i can still tell they would love to ask me for my number... usually i am shopping with a little hand basket and have all of my essentials in it: apples, apples and more apples, yogurt, lettuce, granola and peanut butter. guys always look at me and tell me how healthy i eat. i smile and say thank you ... guys will be horny guys i guess!
Egh,it's not like we're trying to see if we can fuck you in the parking lot or something. What's wrong with seeing someone who appeals to you & making small talk or feeling like if they don't take the chance right then & there,then they'll never have another one?
Ok you're right. I've never gotten down in a grocery store parking lot. That'd be a hell of an accomplishment!!
Well, don't laugh about meeting girls in the grocery store. I married one girl that I met that worked in the bakery department of one store, and after I broke up with her I almost married another one that worked in the deli of another store. It can happen. I'd sit around thinking of what I might need from the bakery so that I'd have a reason to go back and see if she was there so that I could ask her out. It worked.
Whenever I think of supermarket pick-ups, I think of that scene from Grumpy Old Men where Burgess Meredith is relentlessly chasing Sophia Lorens characters mother (may be in the closing credit outtakes). Whole Foods used to do a thing once a month called something like "Pick-Up on Aisle 5" for singles to meet while grocery shopping. I tried it once, but it seems to bring out the loonier of singles.
