My spaceship has now landed in this mysterious world filled with odd creatures. Headquarters warned me it was a land filled with unwashed Hippie savages and Amazonian feminazis. I demand that you take me to your leader. I plant our flag right here and claim this territory on behalf of God and the United States of America. For the President of Quack Land, GENERAL QUACK, ...Generally a quack! CINC, Continental Quack Command (CONQCOM)