green sock/red sock

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by roly, Sep 1, 2004.

  1. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    i dont kno if i've posted this before...but at soul survivor ( a christian festival)...this guy told me what i am about to tell you....it is something that happened to his friend.

    SO.....this guys friend is a Christian....and is told by God to do the craziest thing.....to wear one green sock and one red sock that day. So....unsure whether his mind is playing tricks with him or not....he wears the socks.....God also says to him......go out and drive on the motorway (M1) and so he did.He was diving along and felt that he shud stop.....God told him to preach a sermon.....
    So off the cuff this guy did it....for a good fifteen minutes and felt like a prat!
    As he was about to leave....dude pulls up in a truck crying....the original guy asks whats wrong...thid#s new guy says that he had a row with his christian wife....he was an aethiest and they had had many rows. THey had hda a particularly bad row that morning and he had stormed out saying...the only way that i will ever become a christian is if i see a guy on the M1, preaching at the side of the road with one green sock and one red sock on...

    true story


    roly.xxx
     
  2. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    you guys read it but didn't say anything.... :(
     
  3. Harmony_rain

    Harmony_rain Keeper of the Stars

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    Amen my friend. The lord works in misterious ways.
     
  4. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    very true story, though thats a pretty lame thing for someone to say, why would an atheist say he would become christian if he saw a guy preaching with odd socks? no one says that, except someone putting together a story! lol
     
  5. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    ..to be honest i have no idea why someone would say that as it is pretty lame...however, in the heat of an arguement someone did and the Lord, having a sense of humour took him at his word, and Amen to that... :D


    roly.xxx
     
  6. Genesis

    Genesis Member

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    well odd socks on its own would be a pitiful one..



    however specific colours
    guy preaching sermon on a road
    road is specified as the m1



    all in all.....its a pretty unlikely thing that you;d find someone doing that....specifically.



    ooo


    mysterious
     
  7. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    oooohh.......God....lol :rolleyes: :D .....such blatant proof....
     
  8. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    ahahahah! What's a row????? Like row row row yer boat?
     
  9. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    hee hee...i'd love to say yes...but its like another word for an arguement! hahaha.

    roly.xxx
     
  10. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    You englishers, an yer weird dialects...
     
  11. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    hehe we are too cool....admit it your jealous!!!!!!
     
  12. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    Fine, I admit it, I wish I could talk like a British Soccar Hooligan
     
  13. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    I am NOT a british FOOTBALL hooligan......
     
  14. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    Umm doesnt that lead to you wonder why anyone would say something with thsoe specifications? doesnt it strike you that no one would say that, especially no one in a heated arguement over the topic of religion? Its not even the same as the 'pigs fly' cliche. It jsut doesnt work. Its typical goody goody sunday school humour too. cmooon
     
  15. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    well i kno that the person who told it to me would never lie to me....and yeh in heated arguements people say all kinds and now u bring it up is is VERY similar to the pigs might fly thing.....stop looking for ways out, and deal with the fact that it actually happened be it God or "coincidence".

    peace, Roly.xxx
     
  16. Genesis

    Genesis Member

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    blatant proof is right m'dear.



    hehe.....you never heard of row? are europe just makin up words at this point or sumthing?...lmao..makes you think...if i went to america...they wouldn't have a clue what i was talking about....comes from livin in the back arse of nowhere though.




    hey bill...



    i have heard sillier things in my lifetime i assure you in the heat of an argument.



    its possible....



    *twilight zone music*
     
  17. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    genesis u make me smile very muchly.....(yeh its a word) .....you're just so right...and so cleve....and you do it in a funny way......loving your work!!!!

    roly.xxx
     
  18. Genesis

    Genesis Member

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    *dances*


    thankee muchy:)
     
  19. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    I know, I just wish I had that accent.
     
  20. roly

    roly Senior Member

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    does a jig with genesis

    freaky joe....i'm only joking around......its okay..maybe you could get training for your accent?! :p


    much love, Roly.xxx
     
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