So I got a liter of absolut half gone (.5 L in a liter bottle) and an ounce of stems. These stems have been collected from qp's for like $1200-$1500, so its pretty dank. I put all the stems in the bottle so they go up about half way in the bottle and shook it around with the vodka. So my questions are: a) how long should i let the stems sit in there? (shaking every day) b) what would be a good dose of the drink to get me nice and high? (I searched, i just want specific answers)
Sounds like you found yourself a good recipe. The only flaw i see is that you should have used a stronger proof alcohol, but its all good. You should leave the stems in there for atleast 2 weeks, maybe a month. After a few weeks wait til the liquid starts turning green, that means that its beginning to absorb a bunch of chlorophyll, which 1) tasted terrible and 2) means that most if not, all the usable THC has been extracted. And as far as how much to drink, you dont wanna be disappointed the first time you use it, so i'd say a shot, and that should definately fuck you up. Less than a shot should get you high, but if you dont know yet, why not go all the way?
My suggestion to save your Green Dragon would be to add some Bacardi 151. About a pint should do it. As long as you soak it for two weeks you should be fine. You don't need to shake it but it will not hurt. I also used some flavored vodka to help cut the taste in my batch. Enjoy. A shot or two will mess you up a little but you might need to add some bud to round it out.
you should have just gone to the store and gotten some 90-99% isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol) for 2$ instead of wasting a half liter of vodka (and when you're underage, it's probably a pain in the ass to get). with the rubbing alcohol, you just soak the stems for a little while (a couple hrs, not weeks), filter out the stems, then let the alcohol evaporate. what's left behind is some quality hash to smoke at your leisure. vodka may not be strong enough, and drinking that shit after sitting with stems for a week or more is going to taste like shit. good luck.
It woulda gone faster if you got a coffee grinder and ground them up. Woulda got you a bunch of tasty kief too.